Sharing a Bed with the Immortal Venerable

The demon overlord Ji Wuwang of the Canglang Domain died. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in the body of a top-grade cultivation furnace: beautiful, but with a pitifully low cultivation level. The immortal and demonic realms had spent years fighting over him, clashing in a full-scale war. Ji Wuwang's vision went black. But that wasn't even the worst part. The worst part was... To keep the situation from escalating, both realms joined forces and sent him to the neutral Sitianguan Prison to await judgment. And the one in charge of the prison was his longtime rival, Shen Guzhou. Ji Wuwang: "...Is it too late to go reincarnate?" Ever since Shen Guzhou began cultivating the merciless path, he had been aloof, indifferent, abstinent, and unfeeling. Inside Sitianguan Prison, Ji Wuwang watched him start undressing right in front of him and looked horrified. "Wait, wait, wait! We can talk this out. Don't take that off! If you take off any more, I'll call for help!" Shen Guzhou: "..." * Later, while the two realms were still arguing over who had the right to claim Ji Wuwang, the demon overlord took advantage of the chaos to seize control of the Canglang Domain again, throwing out every subordinate who had once betrayed him. At the time, no one believed that the gorgeous beauty in black robes with flowing dark hair, standing atop the Jinlin Terrace, could be the infamous demon overlord of old. Ji Wuwang: "Come on, let me see who still dares to try to marry your daddy!" Everyone: "..." Wait, wasn't this guy in Sitianguan Prison before? Was there anyone who could escape from Shen Guzhou? It wasn't until everyone noticed Ji Wuwang constantly coming and going with the same person that they remembered something from years ago. On the day the demon overlord was surrounded and attacked at Tianzhu Peak, Shen Guzhou, who had never left his mountain, carried the demon overlord's corpse away right in front of them. Only then did everyone understand. The two of them must have been carrying on behind the scenes for ages, in cahoots with each other. Reading Guide: ★ The blurb idea was recorded on May 13, with a screenshot saved on Weibo. ★ Not a traditional xianxia cultivation novel, with a slight ensemble cast. ★ Heinously evil (crossed out) arrogant, sharp-tongued demon overlord x abstinent, cold-hearted (crossed out) obsessive, devoted immortal lord ★ Both leads are strong; both are virgins; no pregnancy. ★ Explicit content ★ Updates follow the ranking before signing, then daily after signing. I'll take leave if something comes up. Usually, I just revise and fix typos. Major chapter revisions will be noted in the title. Coming next: The Broke College Guy I Picked Up Became My Rival's Top-Tier Star. Please add it to your reading list! The night Jiang Mingyan was dragged to a private club, he met a college student. The kid looked broke and pitiful when people cornered him in an alley. Jiang Mingyan rescued him and kept him by his side. Later, the kid was clingy. Whenever he came home, before Jiang Mingyan could even enter, he'd pounce into his arms like a kitten and coo, "Hubby, kiss me~" Jiang Mingyan would habitually hold him by the shoulders, smiling indulgently and helplessly. "Be good. There are too many people out here. I'll kiss you when we get back." Everyone secretly said the two of them were about to get married. But less than a year later, Jiang Mingyan broke up with him. When asked about it, Jiang Mingyan shrugged indifferently. "It's nothing. We were just having fun." * Three years later, Jiang Mingyan saw the newly crowned Best Actor Lu Shixiu at the press conference for Yunhe Group's new film. The radiant man onstage was nothing like the boy who had been so good at acting cute three years earlier. Jiang Mingyan scoffed and turned to leave, only to find himself cornered in the restroom. The man from the stage was standing in front of him, his eyes red from crying. Jiang Mingyan stopped in his tracks. Lu Shixiu seized the opportunity to grab Jiang Mingyan's hand and beg hoarsely. "Uncle Yan." "Please, comfort me." * In just one year since his debut, Best Actor Lu Shixiu had risen to become an entertainment-industry top-tier star. Handsome, talented, and with no scandals in his private life. Until... #Lu Shixiu Meets Someone Late at Night##Lu Shixiu and Yunhe Group's Jiang Mingyan Get Too Close# and a string of trending topics appeared. Jiang Mingyan: "I'll have someone take care of the trending topics." Lu Shixiu leaned on Jiang Mingyan's shoulder. "Marry me." Jiang Mingyan: "Don't be ridiculous." Lu Shixiu leaned in like a cat and kissed the corner of Jiang Mingyan's lips. "Please." Jiang Mingyan: "...Fine." Theme: Stay calm and face danger head-on.