A Pitfall at Every Step

Ding! You have a new letter from afar. Dear Author: I hope this letter finds you well! You haven't updated in ages, boohoohoohoo... A cosmos flower planted in the comments section sprouts a letter. The boy "Black Hole" picks it up from the ground and puts it in a basket. The little girl sees the letter and lets out a long sigh. Black Hole smiles but says nothing. There is another dimension in this world called the "brain hole." Every brain hole is home to a cute, silly author or reader. In a brain hole called "No Writing, No Dying," there is an underground serial pit called "Sunflower." The pit is home to a frequency-tuned, taciturn (with a running inner monologue), otaku-fujoshi, tsundere (and ageless) little girl who often wears her hair in twin tails. The little girl is 32 years old. They say she has a baby face and a voluptuous figure, a mature woman's voice, black hair and eyes, and short legs. Why "they say"? Because she often sticks an A4 sheet of paper with the character "Writing" on it over her face. Now and then, depending on her mood or identity, she switches it for a different word or emoticon. Only a very few people have ever witnessed her (hideous) true face. She's both an author and a reader, with two or three good buddies who are also single dogs, and a shape-shifting little sprite called "Black Hole" who was born in her serial pit and constantly urges her to dig more pits. Her pen name is "Why the Hell Is It You Again?" Her reader secret identities include "Handsome Submarine," "Baby Face, Giant Dick," and others. The above is a hilarious fairy tale from an alternate-dimension brain hole. #AnthropomorphizedAuthorColumns# #EveryoneIsGoodBuddies# #NoRomanceExceptForTheCharactersInTheStory# #AnyResemblanceIsCoincidentalAndHasNothingToDoWithTheCrappyAuthor# #JustAForFunShortPieceDontTakeItSeriously# #UpdatesWheneverIGetAnIdea#