I'm Allergic to My Boyfriend [Infinite]

[Arc Two is complete. This is a top-focused story, with the top as the protagonist!]

[Looks obedient and weak, but is a popular top who can fight and talk back × acts like he's the most powerful man in the room, but turns into a good dog in front of the top]

Mu Mingxiao, who has dermatographia, took a part-time job as a school librarian during the summer after being accepted into a graduate program.

He thought he could go on enjoying his cozy shut-in life, but one ordinary lunchtime, while heading to the cafeteria after work, he got dragged into an infinite game and was forced to face off against all kinds of strange NPCs.

Mu Mingxiao, who had been hungry all morning: “Am I even human?”

But the NPCs were invisible and untouchable, and his condition held him back while he searched for clues. In less than ten minutes, both his arms were red and swollen, earning him one round of ridicule from his teammates.

Mu Mingxiao: “I hate this.”

His body might have let him down, but at least his brain was unaffected. No mechanism or puzzle was beyond him, and he made it through one instance after another.

As he became famous in the game, his teammates began treating him like a rare and precious creature. They escorted him everywhere and nearly fed him by hand, cementing his reputation as a sickly beauty.

Mu Mingxiao tried to reason with his increasingly overprotective teammates: “Is it possible that I'm fine and can fight perfectly well?”

His teammates: “Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Just sit right here and wait for us to come back. Don't worry about anything else!”

*

Yan Ji, an eccentric from the School of Fine Arts, had been wandering around to complete an assignment on hellish themes. When he returned, he found that the school had literally become hell.

Excited to find a real-life subject, he clapped his hands. “Great! Keep the music going and keep dancing.”

To get a close-up view of this “feast for the eyes,” he went out of his way to slack off, constantly acting like he couldn't lift a finger or carry a thing. His goal was simply to make people hate him.

But he soon discovered that there was always someone worse.

Looking at Mu Mingxiao, surrounded and protected so thoroughly that not even a drop of water could get through, then comparing him to himself, who was hated by everyone, Yan Ji thought, I want to see what kind of wicked little thing can outdo me.

Then he immediately changed his tune and turned into a tail that followed Mu Mingxiao everywhere. “Hey, handsome, are you looking for a boyfriend? I can cook, draw, and fight. I'll protect you perfectly!”

Mu Mingxiao gave him a cold look. “Thanks for asking, but I'm allergic to boyfriends.”

*

Dermatographia, also known as skin-writing, is a condition that causes frequent, seemingly inexplicable itching. Unlike ordinary hives, it does not cause welts all over the body. Instead, when the skin is scratched with a fingernail or another blunt object, red welts appear locally, then swell above the surface of the skin, with a red flush around their edges. Their shape resembles the marks left by a whip. In severe cases, patients may even experience swollen lips after biting them with their teeth. [Quoted from Baidu Baike]

Note: This is a top-focused story. The protagonist is the top, and the bottom pursues him. I don't accept any remarks about the top cheating or insults aimed at him, and I don't want to see comments calling the bottom someone's wife, or I'll die. Please respect one another. No trolling, thank you. This is an infinite-flow story with a lighthearted, sweet, silly tone. I'll mention any inspiration or borrowed ideas in the author's notes. I'm not clever enough to write anything profound, so I'm going for comedy. It's just for fun, so let's all enjoy it.

Theme: Every day we are alive is brand new and wonderful.