The Mind Flayer's desires burned like a raging fire. Ignoring Tav's impatience, it set down the fire tongs, poured a cup of wine, and took a sip. With more than half the cup left, it took a Star-Eater Tadpole from its robes and lightly tossed it into the cup. Looking at Tav, it said, "If you have a heart, drink the rest of my wine."
This is a bit weird, so please bear with me, dear readers. Mostly, it's a collection of banter and jokes saved for posterity. It might not be entirely without CP, either. The main character is too unpredictable to pin down, or else I just write whatever comes to mind.
Completed: "Baldur's Gate 4: The Startup Era," and the gender-swapped "The Monarch's Bare Hands Tear the Red Robe"
Things I might want to write next include, but aren't limited to, the following. They won't necessarily all be comedy, but they may all be a little weird:
"Transmigrate and Become a Top Who Sweeps Little Grass Through Faerun"
"Reborn: I Teach Anatomy at the Temple of Bhaal"
"Bhaal, the Magical Girl of Love"
"A Vampire Drunkenly Enters the Brothel, a Druid Raises Hell in Peach Blossom Village, Jaheira Braves the Snowstorm at the Mountain God Temple, Gortash Sets Fire to the Hayfield," and things like that
"Supernatural Detectives & Serial Killers: The Showdown of the Century! Tav's Dark Urge Battles at Tokyo Tower!" should share a setting with "The Years Myrkul Was Scammed into Going to Northern Myanmar."
Theme: Keep working hard and face life with a smile
Ah, hello, author, you are so witty, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, you are integrating well.
The two chefs are ecstatic () What the Green-Winged Bat King Asdalen! It's so suitable!!
[Deception] As soon as it came out, I couldn't hold myself together.
I laughed so hard that I thought ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
It's so weird, hahaha, I love it so much! Xie Nian is such a down-to-earth child, hahaha!
Waiting for my wife's update!!!!
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