How Well Do Cultivation and Jujutsu Kaisen Fit Together?

Xu Yue thought he was the unluckiest person in the world. Why else would he be thrown out of a world right before completing his mission? The bonus, vacation, and performance credit all slipped away from him.

Still, he did get to take an unusual long vacation. That counts as a vacation, right?

But that's not important. What matters is that those rotten old sticks (the higher-ups in the jujutsu world) and the disgusting curses ruined his lovely vacation.

Imagine lying on a beach chair, happily sipping soda, then looking up to see a disgusting curse drifting around in the sea. It's all the fault of those inefficient old sticks. And now, to keep the Six Eyes in check, they're planning to drive the little fox to the other side. It's just awful.

If only he had such useful people in the cultivation world, too.

So he made an important decision.

To make sure this talent didn't go to waste, he had to...

Reform the jujutsu world! Save the adorable little fox. Ahem, save his wonderful vacation!

Except the longer this vacation went on, the stranger it became.

What? The secret identities summoned by my System are all spirit fragments? And they have minds of their own?

Wait,

aren't curses the only things in this world?

Then what's that giant sword hanging in the sky?

And why has a government agency from another timeline suddenly appeared?

Huh? My memories are messed up, too? Well, whatever. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Things will work themselves out.

What do you mean, "whatever"?!

Little skit 1:

Gojo Satoru: "Yue! Did you eat my Kyu-Fu again?"

Xu Yue: "Can you really call it eating when an immortal does it?"

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

Geto Suguru: "Come on, Satoru, it's fine. I'll pick up two for you after my mission this afternoon."

Shoko: "Suguru, don't you spoil Yue a little too much?"

Xu Yue: "Of course you spoil me. My charm is irresistible!"

Gojo Satoru: "You're right, but I'm the handsomest and cutest person in the world!"

Shoko: "...Sensei!"

The serious blurb:

Somewhere along the way, a storm began brewing in the jujutsu world.

A golden-haired woman smiled sweetly, raising a hand to burn away a curse. "Do you want to be scorched by the sunlight, too?"

A dark green-haired boy tilted his head slightly, the short sword in his hand gleaming coldly. "Do you want me to disobey my master's orders?"

The white-haired young man stood like a steady mountain, yet seemed to know everything in the world. His deep blue eyes held not a trace of emotion. "Don't try to deceive me."

An orange-red-haired girl bounced along, twirling once in the street before stopping to ask, "Want to make a wish? Sure, as long as you can pay the price. Haha~"

A black-haired woman held a long-stemmed pipe, her eyes like swirls of latte art. She seemed just like a fox. "I saw everything. All of you."

A pale green-haired girl held a little flower lantern, her eyes shut tight. She looked fragile, but a moment later, darkness poured from the lantern. "What's hiding inside the lantern?"

Where on earth had these people come from?

Xu Yue sat in the seat of power, his head propped on one hand, snow-white hair falling loose. A slightly crazed smile curled his lips. "Let's raise a little hell!"

The beginning is mostly everyday life, so feel free to skip around.

The main plot and the comedy antics go hand in hand.

OOC warning!!!

A pseudo-ensemble story. The focus will be on the protagonist's side. Once the main plot begins, everyone will get more scenes, but the early chapters focus on the protagonist.

Pairing: Geto Suguru

If you don't like it, just leave. May we all be happy.

Check out my upcoming story: Is There Something Wrong with Making a Sword Spirit a Saniwa?

It also crosses over with K and Jujutsu Kaisen. I may add other series later.

Synopsis:

Hello, everyone. I'm Heming, a sword spirit.

Bad people took control of me, and I was on the verge of breaking apart. My lord sent me to the Temporal Government because it can protect me.

As it happens, I have a citadel here, which means I have a force of my own.

Did I mention my lord is the strongest in the cultivation world?

So I manage my citadel the way he manages the Demonic Cult.

Unfortunately, I slept for a long time. At first, I could only wake up for a little while each day.

It's a shame. I wanted to spend more time with my subordinates. They seem to be in a pretty bad state, and I mean psychologically.

I think I forgot to mention that I inherited this citadel from someone else.

I don't know why, but it was my lord's arrangement.

Click to read about Heming and the chaotic everyday life he shares with the sword warriors in his citadel.

1.

"Night duty?" Heming tilted his head. So it means sleeping beside me, right? I remember my lord used to have people attend him while he slept. If the previous Saniwa did it this way, then so will I.

"Hmm, let's start with you?" He casually pointed to a sword warrior who looked familiar.

2.

"Sortie?" Heming's eyes lit up. Is that where you go to fight? I want to go, too! Take me with you!

Heming, forced to stay behind in the citadel, pouted:

My lord, they left me here all alone, even though you always go to the battlefield. Well, maybe not every time. Sometimes you go, and you often go sometimes. QAQ

3.

"Repair?" Heming tilted his head again. What does repair mean, my lord? I'm facing a big problem.

They're hurt, and they want me to heal them, but I don't know how! I only know how to kill people. I don't know how to heal! My lord, can I borrow the flower-lantern lady?

Seeing the Saniwa's solemn expression, the sword warriors thought he didn't want to repair their swords. They closed their eyes and urged him, "You only have to provide spiritual energy."

Heming's eyes lit up. Provide spiritual energy! I know how to do that! My lord, no need to call the flower-lantern lady! I know what to do!

He grabbed a sword covered in cracks and cut his hand. The vigorous spiritual energy in his blood filled the blade.

4.

My lord, I've run into another problem, desu. Heming stared solemnly at the tea-drinking group in the corridor. They refuse to work!

5.

Heming sat gloomily in the bare cherry tree. My lord, there are no osmanthus blossoms or jasmine tea here. Could you bring me some next time? I haven't seen you in so long. I miss you so much.

6.

My lord! I think I've found a sword warrior I like! He brought me osmanthus blossoms! And jasmine flowers!

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After finishing his work, Xu Yue read Heming's last message and crushed his terminal.

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A mountain of personal headcanons! OOC warning!

Pairing undecided, feel free to place your bets.

Everyday life mixed with some plot.

Theme: Saving the little fox.