A Sloth's Inner Thoughts Leak, and She Goes Viral While Watching the Drama! [Showbiz]

[This novel is complete. Upcoming novel: Me! The Female Side Character! With Duplicates Everywhere]

Su Lan is a sloth, living a peaceful life on a deserted island.

One day, someone spots Su Lan hanging from a branch, and people rush over to take pictures.

Movie Emperor: [This sloth is pretty cute.]

Influencer: [I've never seen a real sloth before. It's so soft and adorable, I want to pet it~]

Hugging the rough tree trunk, Su Lan thinks: I don't want to deal with them. I really don't.

By chance, Su Lan makes eye contact with the Movie Emperor and gets some juicy gossip...

[The Movie Emperor chatted with 108 girls in one night. He sent a group text wishing everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, then accidentally put all the fish in one group chat with a slip of his finger.]

[His whole fish pond blew up!]

[Every girl he met slapped him once. His nose implant got knocked crooked, making it impossible for him to appear on camera, so he spent half a year recovering at home...]

Su Lan: Oh wow, serves him right.

Su Lan discovers that if she stares into someone's eyes, she can see all kinds of juicy gossip.

Su Lan, gossip-loving fun-seeker: *burp*~

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Su Lan wakes up as a D-list actress on a deserted-island survival variety show.

The bad news: from the start, she owes 100 million in contract termination fees.

The good news: if she lasts 100 days, she can win a prize of 100 million.

Su Lan: Isn't this... a guaranteed win by lying flat?

Su Lan settles into a carefree life, sleeping in trees and enjoying the gossip below.

She has no idea that the livestream chat is already going wild.

Su Lan's inner voice: [The Movie Emperor and the influencer are both cheating on each other. The karma boomerang may be late, but it always arrives.]

Right after that, the Movie Emperor and the influencer publicly turn on each other and break up. They trend online, lose their endorsements, and their shows are taken off the air.

Su Lan exclaims: [The rising male star is having sex in the wild, and his partner is the boss's wife!]

That night, the boss speeds straight to the deserted island on a motorboat to catch them in the act.

Su Lan complains: [The male singer sleeps with his sugar daddy outside, then emotionally abuses his wife at home. Their relationship falls apart, and he blames her for checking his phone.]

Later, tickets to the singer's concert are refunded en masse, and his sugar mommy sues him for fraud...

Su Lan's inner voice goes straight into the livestream comments.

But she doesn't know it.

[An adorable, high-energy sloth actress bound to a gossip System x A reborn, sweet-faced but ruthless big shot and top-tier star bound to an intelligence System]

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[Reader's Guide]

1. Gossip is everywhere. Minors should stay away; it's bad for your eyes.

2. Some social news gossip is based on publicly available news and court rulings.

3. Don't assume the entertainment industry gossip refers to real people.

4. Factual material, figures, animals, and science have been preliminarily researched. If there are any errors, experts are welcome to point them out.

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Upcoming novel: Me! The Female Side Character! With Duplicates Everywhere

Administrator Shangguan Xian enters a small world on the verge of collapse and turns the tide by fixing its bugs. Her public identity is a trending female celebrity.

The celebrity can't sing, dance, or act, but she is great at getting under people's skin!

When netizens criticize her, she stays up all night replying to each comment, arguing her way onto the trending list.

During the stage competition on Global Singer, the country's top singer gets crushed. The public calls for experts from all walks of life to compete, but the replacement contestant turns out to be Shangguan Xian, who's good at getting under people's skin!

Netizens: Director, if you've been kidnapped, blink twice!

Then she casually opens her mouth, her voice so beautiful it lingers around the rafters and pierces the clouds. She dances with effortless grace, like a startled swan in flight. When she blooms, all other flowers wither.

Netizens: ?

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The System cries out: No, no, no! Don't be too good! If someone sees through you, your identity will be exposed.

Shangguan Xian: All right, I'll hold back a little.

And so... the restrained Shangguan Xian shines so brightly that she sets new records and is exposed again and again. Her cover identities become worthless faster than discarded water bottles on the roadside.

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Duplicate 2: A socially anxious roommate disguised as a man

Duplicate 3: A punk wellness assistant who's always getting the short end of the stick

Duplicate 4: A tough live-in nanny who gets blamed for everything and loves gossip

Duplicate 5: A disabled cousin who writes unhinged literature

Duplicate 6: A soft, adorable kitten who wiggles its waist and writes...

Theme: Be content with what you have, and find joy in this brilliant world.