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Blurb:
[Spoiled, Vain, Trouble-Making Top x Hot-Tempered, Straight-A-Chasing Bottom]
Lance is a noble prince of the Empire, an S-class male insect with unparalleled beauty and powerful fertility. He is the dream mate of every female insect in the Empire.
To Lance, jewelry and parties are the best things in life. Female insects are a bunch of crude, boring muscleheads, and all he has to do is crook a finger for them to offer him everything.
Eric is a commoner who clawed his way out of a slum on a low-ranking planet. A major in the military and an elite soldier, he is a powerful, outstanding A-class female insect.
When the subject of male insects comes up, he sneers. "Male insects who only care about jewelry and fancy clothes are all fragile, brainless creatures."
When his fake best friend brags about his gentle female spouse, Lance refuses to be outdone and agrees to go on a date with a female insect from the president of the council's family. But during the date, a male-insect trafficking ring kidnaps him and takes him to a remote planet.
Locked in a cage, he listens to the female insects at the auction house shriek and cheer, terrified and desperate.
The military rescue team arrives in time to save him. But the commander in charge, Eric, is so rude and impolite that he's utterly detestable.
Lance thinks he's finally safe, but on the trip back, they run into a wave of alien beasts. The team is wiped out, and the two of them end up stranded on a trash planet.
The trash planet is lawless and short on resources. Both insects are penniless, so they have to rely on Eric to scavenge for a living.
Little Scene 1
Lance throws the nutrient drink brought back by his female general onto the ground, looking haughty. "I'm not eating this disgusting nutrient drink! Why are you so useless? Even if you were my female slave, I wouldn't want you."
Staring at the shattered nutrient drink on the ground, Eric feels the veins on his forehead bulge. Male insects really are boring, troublesome creatures.
Little Scene 2
"Eric! Help!" Lance sneaks out, only to be harassed by some thuggish female insects. They look at him greedily and lecherously, and he trembles in fear.
Eric rushes back in time to save him, furious. "If you cause trouble again, I'll beat you up."
Years later, Lance's fake best friend brags about his new female concubine and kindly offers to introduce him to the latest "hot commodity."
Lance's eyes light up as he listens. Before he can say anything, a cold, sinister voice sounds from behind him. "Male, I hear you want to take a female concubine?"
Lance shudders and hurriedly shakes his head. "What female concubine? I don't know what you're talking about."
Reader's Guide:
1. The characters are not perfect! The protagonists have flaws!
2. There will be pregnancy and egg-laying later on! If that's a dealbreaker, please click away. Don't force yourself.
3. A silly little sweet romance, with lots of original worldbuilding. Not for nitpickers.
4. A fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please don't compare it to the real world!!
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Getting Married to a Giant Octopus for Money
According to historical records, in the year 8335 of the Galactic Calendar, humanity joined the Galactic Federation as fifth-class citizens and entered the interstellar age.
Chen Yu is one of the unlucky fifth-class citizens, a poor man who thinks he's good-looking and refuses to spend his whole life on a low-ranking planet.
To climb the social ladder, he spends all his money on a spaceship ticket to a first-class planet, hoping to find a sucker willing to marry him so he can gain high-class citizenship.
He works as a waiter at a restaurant during the day and hangs around the wealthy district at night, hoping to run into a sucker.
His efforts pay off. He successfully hooks a handsome, wealthy man who not only agrees to marry him, but is also willing to share his assets.
On their wedding night, when it's time to fulfill their marital duties, Chen Yu thinks he can just close his eyes, grit his teeth, and get through it. But then a huge tentacle sprouts from his husband's back...
Then a second, then a third...
He never heard of a species with giant octopuses!! Is it too late to regret this?!
Don't come near meeee!
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The Galactic Federation is home to countless species. The Sea Folk are known for their intelligence, cunning, business savvy, and formidable combat strength. They're one of the Federation's most powerful species.
Herman is the wealthiest Sea Folk and a mogul who has a monopoly on interstellar shipping throughout the Galactic Federation.
The spaceship Chen Yu rode belongs to him.
One day, Herman notices a very interesting human. He's short and keeps manufacturing chance encounters and accidents. Anyone can see his clumsy act for what it is.
Herman finds it amusing and wants to try it himself.
He pretends to pass by, and sure enough, the human accidentally falls into his arms, spilling juice all over his expensive coat.
The human panics, dabs at the stain, and apologizes over and over, revealing an attractive neck.
Herman feels a stirring in his heart and decides to carry him back to his den.
One-sentence summary: The story of a straight man forcibly turned gay by a giant octopus
[Money-Grubbing Straight Human Bottom x Cunning, Wealthy Sea Folk Top]
Brief summary: The story of a straight man forcibly turned gay
Theme: Love and life must never be taken for granted
Hahahaha, it must be funny to wonder how Lance, who doesn't know anything, can raise a cub.
Boss, you are so good at writing hahahahahahaha
I thought Lance would give my fiancé a hard push for promotion, but in fact he didn't seem to care about that. He was just angry with his friends for laughing at him, he's so cute.
Hey, then I'll drink it in the next chapter
The little scorpion scratching the door is so cute
Good sitcom, love watching it
I haven't seen such a pure male insect and such a pure female insect in a long time. They are not perfect but very cute people. No, insect design.
??? How many starships took away all the inhabitants of a planet??? No security check before boarding? Just those few city lord's men brought down a well-equipped regular army on a starship??? Ah?
It ended too quickly. I didn't watch enough. Wow, could the extra episode be longer?
Is it over so soon?!