[Older woman x younger woman] [A sharp-tongued powerhouse, with brains and charm, who has PTSD from being everyone's crush x a haughty, cool-as-ice loner who occasionally goes all teary-eyed]
[Blurb]
Chu Yunzhou was ambushed by a young disciple during a battle between the immortal and demonic sects, and died.
But when she opened her eyes, she saw two books floating in front of her.
The first book was called The Beloved Junior Sister Is Crying Again.
And Chu Yunzhou was the cannon-fodder master in this beloved-darling cultivation novel.
In the original story, she was aloof, with a face as pale as snow, the very image of a cherished, unattainable ideal.
Yet she was hopelessly in love with her domineering-dragon-protagonist disciple.
Her love went unreturned, and she suffered in silence.
In the end, not only did she lose out to the beloved female lead, she was also run through with a sword by the villainous Demon Lord, who loved the female lead.
The female lead was the young disciple who had ambushed her from behind, then wept prettily and begged her not to hurt her dear Yi-gege, the Demon Lord.
Chu Yunzhou, who had devoted herself to all under heaven: *What the hell...*
The second book was called The Beloved Little Zombie.
It told the story of a post-apocalyptic "sleep around" adventure.
The book was about a cute, beautiful, kind, noble, saintly girl who was the apple of everyone's eye.
Despite being protected by a group of admirers, both men and women, she still got bitten by a zombie.
With her exceptional talent and outrageously stunning looks, no one could bring themselves to hurt her, so she became... an adorable zombie queen.
Just how irresistible was she?
Zombies, humans, mutated plants, tentacle monsters, and alien races all fell for her.
Because of her,
six admirers couldn't figure out what was going on and held back for fear of hurting her. They nearly got all the ability users wiped out.
The evolved high-level zombies couldn't bear her tears, so they led the zombie horde out of human territory and almost got wiped out.
The high-level humans, zombies, and other species on both sides stopped fighting to make the female lead happy, and snuck off to live "shamelessly happy" lives together.
And so, in a miraculous turn of events, peace prevailed, and the decades-long conflict between humans and zombies largely came to an end.
In the end, this bizarre peace was shattered by a minor cannon-fodder character who loved the supporting female lead.
To stop the person he loved from being enthralled, the cannon-fodder fed the final antidote to the female lead, nearly killing her.
The cannon-fodder and the supporting female lead, who was caught up in it all, were killed in a rage by the forces on both sides.
The human antidote was scattered across the land, and the zombie queen was purified.
The end.
Everyone lived happily ever after.
Chu Yunzhou: "..."
She couldn't laugh.
Because she was the supporting female lead who got caught up in it all.
Theme: Kindness is an eternal light in a dark world.