The Pop Idol Boy Band Only Knows How to Exorcise Evil

#Shocking! Be one member hangs upside down from the 66th floor at midnight to save a girl attempting suicide, claims to be a huge Spider-Man fan#

#Major shock! Be one member fights a stray cat for cat food and uncovers a poisoning suspect#

#Industry scourge! Be one keeps picking fights with senior groups, crazily poaching their fans#

#Royal favorites boy band! Be one mercilessly slaps a veteran entertainer on a variety show, who then thanks them profusely.#

In just a few months, rookie group Be one raced through every path available to a controversial, mega-popular idol at 800 times the usual speed.

Be one leader Sheng Yuan spoke out in an interview: "The innocent have nothing to fear. We're positive idols who don't believe in competition."

After the interview, they went straight to the System Idol Man's door in the middle of the night to hold a fan meet-and-greet, wiping away every fortune-stealing mark on his fans.

System Idol Man: "?" He stared at his completely empty fortune collector, speechless.

Be one's energetic dance lead Yan Lang: "All the seniors on the show are people I admire. I'm so honored and happy."

As soon as he'd said that, he delivered a flying kick of faith to a top senior's back, kicking the possessing evil spirit into oblivion.

The senior spat blood nonstop: "Thanks. There's really no need to be so quick to help next time."

Be one's lead vocalist Bosikate: "Ah'm a (fake) green-card holder. Ah love Huaguo culture. Ah don't know nuthin' about it."

Early the next morning, he joined a fan club for the sweet-voiced, universally adored singer and belted out an authentic soul-cleansing incantation. Fans who'd been spending beyond their means all snapped out of it and canceled their tickets.

Owner of the Universal Heartthrob System: "? What the hell is this weird thing? System, check it out for me."

After the System ran a full analysis: "No supernatural ability detected. No dangerous individuals present."

Be one members: "This hurts. We've long understood our fate as good-for-nothing cultivators, but being looked down on even by the System is truly heartbreaking."

Leader Sheng Yuan: An all-rounder ACE with a matrilineal heritage but a man's body, always competitive and hilarious.

Member Bosikate: A useless saint's son and vocalist who turned into a cat after making a prophecy, a famous internet cat.

Member Yan Lang: A werewolf dance lead with husky ancestry, a semi-truck among huskies.

Member Wan Jing: A bass rapper who's afraid of the dark and ghosts but has to drive out corpses, with the looks of a tough guy and the heart of a boy.

An ensemble story: a ridiculous, chaotic tale about good-for-nothing members of four cultivation clans striving to save the world. It starts slowly, and the members gradually grow stronger.

P.S. 1. Everything comes from the author's wild imagination. There are no real-life models, just ideas.

2. The story is entirely fictional. It borrows some folklore and cultural allusions, but they're all adapted. The author is a layperson and makes no claims to accuracy.

3. Folklore, myths, legends, and related allusions will be noted in the author's comments.

4. Please don't believe in superstition or take this as real. Just enjoy it as entertainment.

Theme: Everyone has their own brilliance. Never surrender to an ordinary, barren existence.