The Passerby Got the Popcorn-Eating Script

The Imperial First Military Academy had an utterly ordinary, annoying mushroom-headed student.

On the first day he started livestreaming, the trending searches were full of dirt about this mushroom head.

Jiang Jiliu was that utterly ordinary, passerby mushroom head.

As a bystander bound to a Gossip System, Jiang Jiliu paid no attention to what went on around him. All he had to do was push the protagonists' plot forward in his daily routine.

For instance, disguise himself as the bodyguard of a noble young master, steal the protagonist gong's chance, and save the drugged villain.

Or disguise himself as a student passing by and help protagonist gong Gu Feng pull off a heroic rescue of a beauty.

Or disguise himself as a deliveryman and bring a couple's intimacy products to get the protagonist gong and shou together.

After Jiang Jiliu had done all that and watched the plot fall into place, he decided to retire from the scene and disappear into obscurity. But then all thirty-four protagonists, plus one villain, went crazy!

The villain chased after him every day, using increasingly elaborate confessions to outdo everyone else.

Jiang Jiliu: ...I'm going to lose my mind!

The netizens who had mocked him at first: Ahhh, this is so sweet!

One day, the Gossip System suddenly asked a strange question.

[Host, who do you like best?]

Jiang Jiliu's fingertip passed over thirty-five distinctive faces, one by one.

Jiang Jiliu: They're all pretty good-looking, actually, but I like the most mature one best.

The thirty-four protagonists thought they still had a chance and rushed to Jiang Jiliu's door in the middle of the night. But Jiang Jiliu, freshly satisfied, lazily rolled over and casually posted a photo of himself with the villain.

That night, nobody in the entire interstellar world got any sleep!

The thirty-four protagonists thought: Damn it, it's definitely because we got there too late!

Moral: Gold always shines, and even a passerby deserves to be loved