[Wuxia Crossover] I'm Not a Miracle Doctor!

Upcoming novels: Cats, Go Pick Someone Up! and [Wuxia Crossover] The Lazy Stallkeeper: The Cold Constable Can't Get Away

An innocent, sheltered healer bottom × a taciturn, cold-blooded constable top. Wen Qingshi × Leng Xue. Slow-paced, focused mainly on the romance.

Wen Qingshi has lived in the forest ever since he was abandoned at five. One day, he steps into the martial world. Though he's clearly innocent and sheltered, and can't even hurt a fly, he thrives there. The famous Fragrant Marshal accompanies him to Bianjing, and the world's highest-paid assassin protects him. Even the Blood-Clothed Man, known as the world's finest swordsman, goes to great lengths to meet him. People have even noticed that many of those who tried to kill him ended up dead. Wen Qingshi innocently replies, "Huh? I never even touched them."

Someone discovers that the gravely ill lord of the Golden Wind and Drizzling Rain Tower personally comes out to greet Wen Qingshi. Before they meet, Lord Su coughs blood nonstop, his face pale. Yet half an hour later, when he sees Wen Qingshi off, he looks radiant and reborn. Wen Qingshi touches the necklace at his throat and beams. "Thank you. I love this gift."

Wen Qingshi returns with the necklace from Lord Su, only to be stopped by Constable Leng. The other man's expression is awful, and he's holding a persimmon necklace. "I can give you this, too."

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Upcoming novel: The Stall. A lazy bottom who sleeps wherever he falls × a cold and aloof top with a warm heart. You Mian × Wu Qing.

You Mian has just transmigrated into a martial arts world, only to discover that all he has is a mostly useless System and a battered stall.

Too lazy to think of anything else, You Mian decides to make money by running a stall. He gives a languid smile. "Isn't that easy? Piece of cake!"

Reality proves he's simply not cut out to run a stall:

He doesn't set up in the morning because he can't get up.

He doesn't set up at night because he needs to sleep.

If it's too hot, he stays home. If it's too cold, he stays home too.

When he finally does set up, he loses more than he earns.

In the desert, he sells Chu Xiangshuai a mirror for the hefty price of a hundred taels, only for Shi Guanyin to blow his stall to pieces the very next second.

On Bat Island, he finally sells a pair of glasses, only for the island master to smash them with a slap.

He has barely set up outside the Li family estate when Li Tanhua nearly gets saddled with a cuckold's green hat.

His luck is truly terrible. Every time he sets up his stall, he runs into strange people who not only fight each other, but insist on smashing his stall. Since things have come to this, You Mian gives a faint smile and uses his fists to demand a hundredfold compensation.

A year later, You Mian is still losing money, but at last he meets a real sucker.

"Constable Sheng, look at this jade pendant, so elegant and opulent. And this purse, with its lovely lingering fragrance. I can't think of anyone but you who could do them justice!"

"...Wrap them up."

You Mian's lazy expression instantly blossoms into a smile. He names an outrageous price and starts wrapping up the goods.

But Constable Sheng, as elegant as a magnolia even in his wheelchair, takes the purse and hands it to You Mian instead.

The young man's face is pale as the moon, his delicate fingertips full of charm. "It's for you."

The ears hidden behind his dark hair, however, are red as blood.

Cats, Go Pick Someone Up!

A resilient bottom who never gives up and keeps striving, but is sensitive and insecure inside × a passionate, straightforward, compliment-giving white tiger top

Xu Qingzhe is just an ordinary outer disciple of the Wuqiao Sect. After falling off a cliff, he doesn't become the protagonist who finds a white-bearded old man, like in a storybook. But he does find someone with a white beard: a tiger.

The white tiger looks fierce, but it's a good tiger. During Xu Qingzhe's days at the bottom of the cliff, it takes excellent care of him. But the small secret realm will close after seven days. On the last day, Xu Qingzhe can't find the white tiger anywhere, so he leaves alone.

When the white tiger returns with a spiritual artifact it won from an old friend, it finds the cave empty.

o.o? What happened to its huge human pet? How did it just vanish like that?

Back at the sect, Xu Qingzhe is trying to find a way to bring the white tiger back when he's suddenly reassigned to the inner sect, where he's to care for the sect's divine beast on Yugu Mountain.

Xu Qingzhe: "Is it too late to make a run for it tonight?"

It's not that he doesn't want to do his job. He's just heard far too many stories about the sect's divine beast.

Like how, a thousand years ago, it single-handedly destroyed the demon clan's lair in a fit of rage. How it swallows people whole when it's in a bad mood. How it catches disciples like mice just to play with them, and so on.

Wouldn't an ordinary disciple like him be no more than a toothpick to it?

Xu Qingzhe steps into Yugu Mountain territory, scared out of his wits, when a mighty white tiger charges down the mountain toward him, looking ready to bite him to death.

In the blink of an eye, the white tiger is in front of him, its fist-sized eyes blazing with fury.

Xu Qingzhe: "It's you!"

The white tiger huffs. "You ran away without coming home. Now you're happy getting caught and taken away as a stray?"

Xu Qingzhe: "o.o?"

He thought he'd found the white tiger when he fell off the cliff. He never imagined that, in its eyes, he was the pet it had picked up.

He eats fruit, and the white tiger cheers, "Wow, you can eat fruit by yourself! Amazing!"

He sleeps in his clothes, and the white tiger cries, "Oh my god, you can sleep quietly! Incredible!"

It's not as if he can't accept it... Xu Qingzhe takes it in stride, treating it like having an unruly cat as a master, until the white tiger takes human form and clings to him, refusing to let go.

Mo Dongliu: "Why use a human form? Isn't my original form so imposing? Never mind. Human tastes are weird anyway. As long as you like it, I can take either my original form or a human form."

Fellow cat people, who gets it? I picked up a human and made him my cultivation partner. You must be so jealous.

Theme: Supporting each other.