I admit, I was the one who flirted with him first.
But that was back in the Shang dynasty. Isn't it time to let it go, instead of holding it against me all the way into the Tang dynasty?
On the Journey to the West, the celestial fox Su Daji descended to the mortal world to set a tribulation. Demons gathered in the Hundred Withered Cave, dragging the Tang Monk off to marry their lady.
At the time, red candles flickered in the quiet of the night. She raised a cup to celebrate her wedding and invited the monk to share her bed.
Suddenly, the cave ceiling broke open and moonlight spilled in.
A young man in crimson battle robes descended from the sky, shattering the romantic mood.
Nezha: Hah, what a lovely time you're having, my lady.
Su Daji: I've been faking my death for a thousand years, and my ex shows up right when I'm at the crucial moment! What do I do? Help! It's urgent!
The celestial fox secretly descended to the mortal world and was punished by the Jade Emperor upon her return.
Before the Hall of Numinous Heaven.
Nezha knelt on one knee and asked the Jade Emperor to punish the celestial fox by sending her to Cloud Tower Palace to serve as a maid.
Cloud Tower Palace was his domain. If she went there, would she ever get out? Su Daji panicked and contacted every fish fry in the pond.
The fish swarmed to rescue her, only to be beaten black and blue by Nezha.
That day, all the immortals saw Lady Daji, who hadn't gotten far, bound with Nezha's Red Armillary Sash and hauled back to Cloud Tower Palace.
Daji: Don't I deserve to save face???
Later, every immortal learned that the celestial fox Lady Daji had once had an ex: the notorious Third Prince of the Red Lotus from long ago.
The immortals: Help! The Third Prince is killing fish again today!
From then on, no one dared try to win the sea king's favor. In her pond, only one lotus remained, lush and flourishing, its vines reaching into her heart.
Blurb written on October 31, 2023. Screenshot saved as proof. Plagiarists, be warned.
Theme: Everything beautiful is worth waiting for.