The heroine snagged a complete set of Mikazuki Munechika cosplay clothes on Xianyu for just 0.01 yuan. She thought her luck had finally turned and she had won a windfall, but it turned out to be the work of the Touken Ranbu world's consciousness.
The damn world consciousness said she could only go back after dying, with suicide being the one exception. Judging by the lifespan of a tsukumogami, she figured she'd have to wait until the Touken Ranbu world was destroyed to die of old age. That seemed pretty unlikely.
Heroine: World consciousness, get out here and explain yourself.
Touken Ranbu world consciousness: AFK...
Heroine: You're such a little bastard. From now on, I'm calling you Gou Dan.
Theme: The things that are free are the most expensive
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Kyubey!!!!
Ah - shit, I lay down, so tired