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Xie Jingxing was an orphan. After working hard to become a well-known reporter, one careless mistake left him transmigrated into someone else's body, where everyone thought he was an idiot.
His house was gone, his car was gone, and so was the adorable kitten he'd picked out at the cattery.
Well, at least he had a father, a dad, and siblings now. Though one parent was disabled and the other was frail, and the twins still in their swaddling clothes cried nonstop.
Xie Jingxing looked at the loving parents he'd finally gained over the course of two lifetimes, then at his adorable younger brother. At just ten years old, he took on the burden of supporting the family. He started trading and making money, then somehow stumbled onto the path of scholarship. He smoothly passed the imperial examinations and brought honor to his family.
But after coming top in the metropolitan examination in the capital, four burly men gagged him, blindfolded him, and carried him before a stranger, insisting he marry the man's younger brother. Xie Jingxing already had someone in his heart, so he refused in no uncertain terms.
Who could have guessed that when he turned around, the person standing before him would be the very one who had abandoned his beloved?
Xie Jingxing: Oh no, I think I spoke too soon!
An Yu had been frail since childhood, so his parents sent him to a remote place for treatment. Lonely and lost, he met a young man who suited him in every way, and from then on became the young man's constant shadow.
They spent every day and every year together. Their feelings grew, and their relationship was getting closer, when the young man left without a word.
When they met again, An Yu heard with his own ears that his lover, who had come top in the palace examination, would rather die than marry him.
Yu: Sob, has Brother Xie fallen out of love with me?!!!
Reader's Guide:
[Important] The poems and eight-legged essays in this novel were not written by the author. They are all quotations, because the author cannot write poetry or eight-legged essays. Please forgive me.
1. This novel is slow-paced in every way, and it's long. The author loves domestic, everyday life. This is not a wish-fulfillment novel, not a wish-fulfillment novel, not a wish-fulfillment novel.
2. There are many personal worldbuilding choices and plot holes, and the story may not make sense. If this affects your enjoyment, please feel free to leave.
3. This is my first time writing a novel, so please forgive its many shortcomings.
4. I'll try to update daily, but I can't promise.
5. I won't abandon this novel.
Blurb for How Did I End Up on the Throne? [Infrastructure]
Yan Xiaoguan is not the emperor's biological son, yet he is more favored than the crown prince and gets whatever he wants. But he insists on upending the peaceful court over an old case. He achieves his goal, but is also exiled to the barbarian frontier.
The ministers celebrate!
Not long afterward, fertilizer appears out of nowhere. What? It can double the harvest per acre? What kind of divine treasure is this?
The court and the people are swept into action.
A public health handbook: What? It can reduce the chances of people across the realm catching wind-cold several times over?
The people of the realm, who fear wind-cold and know that Cold-Food Powder is harmful but have no choice but to take it: Amitabha! The Bodhisattva has answered our prayers!
Meanwhile, Yan Xiaoguan gives his half-baked System, which gets fatter by the day, a shake. What else have you got? Hurry up and bring it out.
The System stares blankly as the barbarian frontier goes from a place everyone avoids to one everyone clamors to visit.
After all, everyone knows that the people of the frontier live in peace and prosperity, with grain, porcelain, boats, carts, armor, and weapons in abundance.
All that's missing is a prince consort!
Ming Jixu: Are you looking for me?
Yan Xiaoguan: Ahem, take a look at this wedding outfit. Do you like it?
With a beauty by his side and the people devoted to him, Yan Xiaoguan had planned to stay quietly in his corner of the realm. But then the capital fell, and the ministers rebelled...
What could he do? He had no choice but to don his armor and take the field.
But why,
is it absolutely necessary for me to sit on the throne?
A rough, fake-playboy top who becomes a real one x a stunning beauty bottom who knows how to use his looks to get what he wants
Theme: Live earnestly and improve productivity. When everyone's doing well, that's what really matters.
By the way, here... We have been married for ten years, but we still don't have a child? It's not that I have to give birth to a child~ I just feel like I haven't mentioned it yet, as if there's something wrong with it... Enmmm... Is it because of some reason that I decided not to give birth to a child, or did I never have time to give birth to a child? At least a few words of explanation can make people feel at ease... To be honest... Reading DINK in ancient Chinese literature always makes people feel a little uneasy... I'm afraid it's because of the toxins in the past that our baby has some flaws that have been missed.
Sigh... Finally I couldn't hold it any longer... This passionate emperor can really be considered unlucky for a lifetime... We are about to reach the end... Thank you for your hard work!! It's a tiger's tussle... Have a good rest~~Good night???
When I read the previous chapter, I was filled with joy that Xie Jingxing and Brother Yu could be consummated, and I was looking forward to their wedding. But until I read this chapter, I didn't know why I felt so uncomfortable. It wasn't the author's writing problem. I couldn't help but feel particularly disgusted with that Shi Mengqi. I think she was the one who made the bridegroom drink the messy solution. The article describes her as having a very happy time, and she doesn't care even if someone tries to embarrass her husband in the same way in the future (after all, she is not the one drinking the drink, so she probably thinks it is a test of whether the groom loves her or not), as long as she is happy today. I also don't think about it, although there were not so many technologies and ruthless work in ancient times, if someone is allergic to the items mixed in, and the groom cannot be unconscious if he wants to get married, he will definitely need the help of the groomsmen. If something goes wrong, will the wedding turn into a funeral? Taking a step back, no one is allergic, but if the groom or best man drinks a glass or has a weak spleen and stomach, if he drinks this unknown solution and then lies down on the ground or goes to the toilet, should the wedding continue? This girl makes me feel very selfish and self-righteous, and I feel sad for the bad wedding habits that have not been eradicated since ancient times.
Xiao Meng: Woohoo, I'm emo Xiao Xie: It's not good for children to grow old in emo. It's probably due to lack of homework 🌈
The person named Meng is really good. He went up without knowing his identity, and he slept with the matchmaker without even mentioning that he was marrying him. Who is he?
Anyone with the surname Meng will not mess around with others before marriage if they learn a little bit. The one with the surname Kong has one at home, one in love, one as a spare tire, and one with [question mark]
There is a problem. This Meng should not be sad about spring and autumn. His impression of him has plummeted, and he should not lament that he is destined to have no fate. At this time, he should realize that this Kong is a piece of garbage with a beastly face and a snake heart. It has only been a few months, how can he be so passionate and deeply rooted when he sees sex? After a normal person learns about this, he should be angry that someone wants to harm Brother Yu whom he has seen since he was a child. He should regret that he was blind and fell in love with such a thing in the first place, instead of lamenting that there is no destiny. What's more, this Kong has never ignored him from beginning to end. How pleasurable is it to be a licking dog unilaterally? So obsessed with it? The protagonist's friends cannot and should not be so mean, right?
Sahua, which wife's trumpet are you? I'm so curious.
It will be very late today, something has come up
Whose child is in Kong's belly?