Can Sports Anime Make Room for Magical Girls?
On my way home from school, a creature that looked like a cross between a cat and a rabbit threw itself in front of me and enthusiastically invited me to become a magical girl and save the world.
Me: ...Don't think I won't recognize you just because you changed your fur to black.
QB, dame! QB, go away!
“How could that be? We're not like those heartless storytellers. After all, audiences don't go for getting stabbed in the heart anymore, meep.” It spoke sweetly. “Allow me to introduce myself. This is the Unorthodox Magical Girl System. All happy endings are welcome, meep. I can see you have extraordinary potential. Given time, you'll surely achieve great things, so why not...”
Me: ?? That's what they say before tricking people into going to Myanmar. Do you really think a future pillar of socialist society like me would believe your nonsense?
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Hello, everyone. I'm a magical girl, Hinata Cheng.
How I got tricked into this whole thing is a glorious dark chapter in my past (?), so let's not talk about it for now.
But I want to say that I really was scammed.
The magical girl I imagined:
Wearing a pretty dress, unleashing a bunch of flashy special moves, then finishing with a beautiful pose.
The magical girl in reality:
(1)
I'm brawling with Boss One when a volleyball thrown by a “hostage” hits me by mistake.
Me: ...
Haikyuu!! boy Hinata: Aaaaaah! H-How did you teleport?! I didn't mean to!
Me: What's so strange about a magical girl teleporting?! Hostage, stay put!
(2)
I'm locked in a struggle with Boss Two when a tennis ball comes flying in with earth-shattering force. Boss goes down and can't get back up.
Me: ...
Tennis boy Ryoma: Hmph, mada mada dane.
Me: System, I don't have the power to take down a boss in one hit. Why don't you let him be the magical girl instead?
(3)
I'm fighting Boss Three for a key item when I suddenly realize it's gone. As the boss and I stare at each other, a blue-haired boy holding a basketball politely hands me the item.
Me: ...
Basketball boy Kuroko: Are you looking for this?
Me: ...System, did he just turn invisible? You picked a new magical girl and didn't tell me!
System: . I told you, I didn't, meep.
This world-saving business is nothing like I imagined!
I'm going to throw a fit!
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I want to write something silly, though I may not pull it off. I'm trying to make it a Mary Sue story, but it might fall apart along the way. It's lighthearted at first, but let me say in advance that this is serious drama (maybe?). The one thing I can promise is that it will definitely have a happy ending.
Let's all go happily crazy together!
Theme: The world is beautiful. May I love what I love, do what I do, and follow my heart, without asking where I am going.
It should be double happiness. Why on earth has it become like this? It's so pretty.
This is already a superpower, isn't it?
Forget it, I'm used to it, sad
It suddenly occurred to me that Xiangyang is the three-legged golden crow when solving crimes, like a crow like the sun!
Hahaha, Oikawa met Bairi's sister. Did Oikawa think that her sister was an NPC that only spawned at night? () Tanaka Nishitani, I rely on you to protect our sister - will you save Iwaizumi in the future? (?) Then it becomes not only to save Oikawa, but also to save Iwaizumi, thank you for your hard work, sister
Look! Killer tennis!
So cute, Vision and two orange dogs
Woohoo, I love orange puppies forever! ! ! Very well written in big letters
I didn't expect that my prediction was successful. Could it be that I am the ultimate prophet! By the way, in Iwaizumi's eyes, how miserable are you Oikawa? () As expected, they grew up together and knew exactly what kind of person the other party was. Oikawa was harmed again and had his home stolen. (?)
Orange: I not only want to put on the background, I even want to play BGM
Is this article going to be a trap? [Crying]
It should be double happiness. Why on earth has it become like this? It's so pretty.
This is already a superpower, isn't it? Forget it, I'm used to it, sad
It suddenly occurred to me that Xiangyang is the three-legged golden crow when solving crimes, like a crow like the sun!
Hahaha, Oikawa met Bairi's sister. Did Oikawa think that her sister was an NPC that only spawned at night? () Tanaka Nishitani, I rely on you to protect our sister - will you save Iwaizumi in the future? (?) Then it becomes not only to save Oikawa, but also to save Iwaizumi, thank you for your hard work, sister
Look! Killer tennis!
So cute, Vision and two orange dogs
Woohoo, I love orange puppies forever! ! ! Very well written in big letters
I didn't expect that my prediction was successful. Could it be that I am the ultimate prophet! By the way, in Iwaizumi's eyes, how miserable are you Oikawa? () As expected, they grew up together and knew exactly what kind of person the other party was. Oikawa was harmed again and had his home stolen. (?)
Orange: I not only want to put on the background, I even want to play BGM