Stop It, You Guys, Don't Fight!

I'm Chi Miaoyue, an orphan. I worked myself to the bone and outcompeted most people, just as I was about to reach the peak of my life, when I got hit by a car and snuffed out in an instant.

Good news: I didn't die. I opened my eyes and discovered I'd transmigrated.

Bad news: I landed in a remote wilderness, weak, helpless, and hungry.

I finally escaped and made it down the mountain, only to see a group of people flying overhead, ignoring gravity. Even Newton's coffin couldn't stay shut.

Good news: Some big shot took me in. I got plenty of good food, a comfortable place to sleep, and help with cultivating immortality. Though I didn't learn much.

Bad news: The big shot was way too controlling. Before long, I came of age and became his caged songbird. I was starting to feel exhausted, body and soul.

So when the big shot's sect got into trouble during a power struggle, I decisively ditched him and ran.

Good news: The big shot couldn't get me out of his mind and relentlessly sent people to "hunt me down." But everyone loved me, fortune bloomed wherever I went, and I kept meeting benefactors. I had plenty of good food and a comfortable place to sleep, and they protected me all the way.

Bad news: My benefactor loved me too much and stuck to me like glue.

I shouted, "Chi Miaoyue only loves freedom in this life!"

I run, they chase. It's exhausting!

At last, I saw several big shots fighting overhead.

Hey, stop it, you guys shouldn't fight! Of course, that's not what I said.

Getting away is more important. I secretly vowed that one day I'd run every last one of them over.

One day, when they finally caught up with me, I smiled and told them, "You really shouldn't love me so much. Of course, I'm not opposed to you getting on your knees and begging me."

[An unconventional take on cultivation] First-person blurb, third-person story.

The protagonist is a carefree sweetheart. One-on-one romances at different stages, with an ex-boyfriend and a breakup. Happy ending.

Theme: Be self-reliant, persevere through hardship, and work hard