[Ying Zheng's Version]
At first, I thought Wang Mian had been sent by Heaven to reward me.
She used the Buddha's radiance from Tang Sanzang as a guide to refine an elixir, granting me eternal life.
She summoned the dead and commanded the Terracotta Army, helping me reclaim the dragon throne.
She even promised to take me to Spirit Mountain to meet the Tathagata and forge me a golden body.
Only later did I learn that Wang Mian was the calamity destined to kill me.
She granted me eternal life, but the price was exorbitant.
She helped me rule the world, but what she wanted was the Mandate of Heaven.
She forged my imperishable golden body so she could use me as a scapegoat.
Whenever I think of how I struggled to contend with all those resentful, evil ghosts in the Underworld while Wang Mian was living it up with Jin Chanzi, my resentment grows even stronger!!!
Written in grief by Ying Zheng on a sleepless night in the thirty-sixth year of Netherworld Supreme Heaven
[Tang Sanzang's Version]
In the ninth month of the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, Tang Sanzang left Chang'an.
He had gone only two or three li when a female bandit robbed him.
Tang Sanzang asked timidly, "Benefactor, are you robbing me for money?"
Wang Mian shook her head and started tugging at his monk's robes.
Tang Sanzang was alarmed. "Could it be that you're robbing me for my virtue?"
Wang Mian paused and looked over the delicate monk with his red lips, white teeth, and tender skin, thinking that perhaps she wouldn't mind.
But first, she had to hurry to the imperial tomb and resurrect the First Emperor.
She was more than eight hundred years late, but at last she'd found His Majesty an elixir of eternal life.
Tang Sanzang, the main ingredient in the elixir: "...Benefactor, have you no manners?"
[The First Emperor is devoted to ruling the world and nothing else]
[Couple: Wang Mian, the legendary leading female general of Great Qin x Tang Sanzang, who is all affected coyness and only dreams of obtaining the scriptures]
Theme: The victor is king
It makes no sense for Brother Zheng to go to Erfeng to conquer the world. Even if he goes to Liu Bang () Erfeng is simply in danger.
Well, this persona Qin Shihuang must have been scolded a lot since he was a child. Why did he rush to teach others a lesson when he was said something (and it was nothing at all)? He had just resurrected and the situation was unknown. There were so many things that needed to be analyzed and dealt with. How could he have time to care about other people's words?
People of Qin: His Majesty the First Emperor, I will give you the 800-year-old elixir of immortality because you were too late.
Don't wow, give the First Emperor an awesome ****
Wu Xiaoniang is going to shine!
Since you have this ability, wouldn't it be nice to go to the underworld and invite the soul of the First Emperor to return to the sun? Why go to so much trouble to expose yourself to the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, to intercept Tang Sanzang? It's already across dimensions. Dimensionality reduction is a blow.
Does the heroine's character have to be so ambiguous? Whether it's about Tang Sanzang or how others talk about the life experience of the First Emperor. In the life of the First Emperor, it was not enough to directly deny the other party's words, but the heroine had to perform a circuitous "How can you say that about him", instead of answering directly, she changed the topic. The way to deal with it is to press it or not. "Yes, yes, we will deal with it. We already have a plan, but we won't deal with it now." Is the heroine giving a press conference?
Now, immediately, immediately send Tang Monk meat to our First Emperor!
I... When did I collect it?! This copywriting is something I would like to collect, but I am not familiar with the author.
Hmm, is there a role for Brother Monkey?