"People in your world are so lazy. Nobody goes treasure hunting anymore. Back in our day, everyone fought over me."
"Fly out into the street yourself and shout a couple of times. Let's see if anyone fights over you."
"Maybe not. You're a little lacking, but with me around, I'll make sure you become a ruler of your own domain!"
"I don't want to be a ruler. I want to lie flat."
"No! You do. Come on."
"Where to?"
"Off to level up!"
Theme: Good or evil? Decide for yourself. Don't listen to rumors.
