“So, who have you gotten into trouble with this time?”
“I told you, I didn’t do anything.”
Faced with the Traveler and Paimon’s disbelieving looks, I had no choice but to tell the truth.
“Fine, I only got beaten up for saying the Hydro Dragon’s water cannon was thick and powerful and could shoot a long way... What’s with that look?”
The moment I said the first word, the Traveler covered Paimon’s ears. Her eyes clearly spelled out two words: “Pervert.”
“You deserved to get beaten up,” she said.
*This is sort of a half-AU, with a ton of headcanons. The characters belong to miHoYo; any OOC is the author’s fault.
*Male lead x everyone. He’s a scumbag, and his worldview is barely recognizable as human.
*Updates are irregular. I only started writing this because a certain man owes me way too much money.
Theme: Deliberately doing it by accident
So this man is a ghost. He is definitely a ghost. Even if he is not Wuwangpo, he is really a ghost.
It's really awesome. I spent a month's salary playing games for a year, and I feel a little sad.
So little, so little (chew, chew, chew)
I'm curious who the boss is and what he does. He doesn't look like an outlaw.