HP: I Am the One High on the Cliff

Condensed Blurb

A young lady named Ji Wanyi transmigrates into the White Snake... Oh no, she's the White Brother Qing'er has been pining for.

Before transmigrating, her body was fourteen years old, and her mental age was fourteen. After transmigrating, her body is... one thousand and fourteen years old... or more. Her mental age is almost four.

He dreams of raising a second-generation Dark Lord, but the holy-motherly glow in his heart shines so brightly it nearly blinds the first-generation Dark Lord.

Both Dark Lords are furious.

With a little monk named Xu Shilin, several innocent passersby A, B, C, and D, and a whole lot of melodramatic drama mixed in, this becomes a story of raising and training, and of being raised and trained in return.

The protagonist's own account:

[Before Transmigrating]

My name is Ji Wanyi, but in truth, I'm not at all as gentle and agreeable as my name suggests.

My ideal is to become an ordinary, happy person, with enough free time to do the things I like.

My dream is to meet someone I like, regardless of whether they're a man or a woman. Just meeting them would be enough. We don't have to become a couple or anything like that. Even a fleeting, heart-fluttering moment as we pass each other would do.

My fantasy is to become a man.

My ultimate fantasy is to become a handsome, peerlessly powerful, charming rogue of a man.

[After Transmigrating]

Actually, I've always been a delicate, bashful pretty boy.

With my beauty that would make fish sink and geese fall, my crystalline, seven-orifice, exquisite BL-loving heart, and the faint sorrow clouding my brow like smoke and mist... How could any of that fail to prove I'm a delicate flower?

Hey, delicate flowers need to be cherished!! Even if I don't have any talent for finance, business, or management, and can only become a bodyguard, nanny, cook, and... troublemaker. Damn it, I work myself to the bone all day and don't even have time to get a wife. Which one of you is going to take responsibility for my lifelong happiness?

Ranting Blurb

...Actually, the author originally wanted to write a tsundere who radiated Mary Sue brilliance.

But what am I supposed to do? I spend all day being bashful over Alan while going, "I'm the man, I'm the man"... Oh, my flower-like Alan, why are you so intoxicating?

My original motto was, "A fake girl, but a real man!" But why are you all man and not girly at all?! I want to see a sweet, coquettish uke! I want to see a sweet, coquettish uke!

I don't want to read about a blockhead anymore, boo-hoo-hoo!

This story is generally one-on-one. As for Shan Pi and En Pi, Alan is under tremendous pressure and can only throw himself to the ground in despair.