[Quick Transmigration] From the Start, I Had to Deliver the Baby

I feel awful if I write this and don't post it

Warnings:

1. I haven't read the original work, only fanfiction, so the characters will definitely be out of character! I also don't like the other characters in Daomu Biji. I'm writing this book just for Xiaoge. The main story won't follow the original, and I might even hurt other characters who may or may not be from Daomu Biji.

2. The female lead's personality is partly like mine. Like me, she's only read fanfiction, not the original work. I also like other characters, so I probably don't count as a Daomiumi. I just happen to like and feel sorry for Xiaoge.

3. I'm writing just to please myself. I have ideas, but my writing isn't great, so updates will be slow.

4. I don't dislike BL, but I'm firmly a BG fan. The main characters will either stay single together or end up together, though minor side characters might not.

5. You can criticize my writing, logic, typos, and other mistakes, but don't make malicious assumptions about my protagonists or insult them just to get attention. If you do, I'll report you, write you into the story, make you suffer the way you wanted them to, and then kill you off!

6. Feel free to share your ideas. I'll consider adding them if appropriate.

7. Oh, right, this story is in first person, and the female lead has a huge golden finger.

8. That's about it. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: Xiaoge, Xiaoge, Xiaoge