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As an ordinary makeup artist, Song Wennuan has always kept the professional code in mind.
Those who shouldn't hear pretend not to hear, and those who shouldn't see pretend not to see.
It's a pity that she is still a passerby who brings warmth to the protagonist, and works part-time as a melon-eating passerby in various famous scenes.
Since ancient times, the dressing room has been a must-go for everyone.
It just so happened that a system that loved to eat melons was introduced. During the gossip exchange meeting in the dressing room, Song Wennuan successfully lit up multiple tasks.
"Have you heard? The boss of XX Entertainment Company is chasing that little flower recently!"
System: [Ask the host to watch the confession scene and shout "Promise him".
Onlookers watched a young young man and a rich woman order their wedding rings.
Onlookers watch the love affair within a team of 18-tier-one confused girls.
Onlookers watch a couple falling in love in private.
Please don't make any more noises, it's really too late to rush to the show!
Workers don't want to work overtime anymore!
"Have you heard? Mr. X has recently fallen in love with a little boy."
"I didn't expect him to be so playful, for both men and women."
System: [Host please rush to the downstairs of XXX Hotel quickly to watch a certain 18th line member commit suicide by jumping off the building because he was unwilling to accept the unspoken rules, and was frightened and screamed as a result.
Song Wennuan: "This time, I don't want to watch."
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He Chu has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and he always thought naively that as long as he had strength and hard work, he would definitely be seen by others one day.
Until the dream was shattered, he didn't want to be involved in those dirty things and chose to jump off.
Later, He Chu learned that he was a passer-by in the book, and his existence was to label the hero's rival as a criminal.
He was trapped in this room, feeling the pain over and over again, jumping from the window over and over again.
He Chu didn't know how many times he repeated it until someone kicked the door open.
At that moment, he was free.
Demining:
1. This article will contain all kinds of confusing relationships between men and women, and readers who cannot accept it are not allowed to enter;
2. All the stars in the entertainment industry are not perfect idols, they only have slight flaws;
3. All the content has moral and legal aspects. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Readers who cannot accept this are not allowed to enter.
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"Fuzzy Take Me to Eat Melons"
Meng Junfan saved a cat.
When I was about to leave the pet hospital, I heard a cat that was about to lose its fertility scream: "You old man! If you can't give birth to a child, then I can't have one either!"
Meng Junfan looked at the cat lady's swollen belly and fell into deep thought.
Legend has it that a pet hospital is a magical place where couples will break up if they go there, criminals will be caught if they go there, and passers-by will eat melons if they go there.
Enthusiastic citizen Ms. Meng: Thank you, it's just that the little animals said a little bit more.
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In order to eat melons, Meng Junfan went to a pet hospital every day.
One day, a doctor asked her to gossip: "You go to our hospital so frequently, is it..."
Meng Junfan nodded: Yes, yes, I love eating melons.
Doctor: "Do you like our director?"
Meng Junfan: Huh?
Eat melon and get it on yourself?
Intention: What you hear is false, what you see is true
Reader comments
To be honest, this copy is very interesting, but the main plot is like a bowl of noodles hiding a piece of shit. And it is completely a fraud, this is a non-CP article. Because not only does he not have CP, he also has no emotional tendencies
Woman, you successfully caught my attention
Show me the original plot
Isn't this great? Ha ha ha ha
Because of talking, right?
Why did you change the cover again~
I just don't know why the male and female protagonists look so familiar? Have you seen it before or something? Or was it love at first sight? Because they seemed to have only met once and exchanged wx... When I saw this, I thought I missed something ( ̄▽ ̄)
To be honest, this copy is very interesting, but the main plot is like a bowl of noodles hiding a piece of shit. And it is completely a fraud, this is a non-CP article. Because not only does he not have CP, he also has no emotional tendencies
Woman, you successfully caught my attention
Show me the original plot
Isn't this great? Ha ha ha ha
Because of talking, right?
Why did you change the cover again~
I just don't know why the male and female protagonists look so familiar? Have you seen it before or something? Or was it love at first sight? Because they seemed to have only met once and exchanged wx... When I saw this, I thought I missed something ( ̄▽ ̄)
Ah hahaha, here I am again too