The Hexagram Master Eats Melon Every Day

[Comments have been opened, please leave a message] [Click the author's column to see the completed entertainment circle eating melon article "I'm not interested in eating melon", the fairy tale article "What has become today"] ————Copywriting of this article———— Yu Sang is a divination master, and the greatest pleasure in this life is eating melons (crossed out) and helping others. "Little sister, let me tell you with my fingers, you are going to kill a villain." Find the person who will take the blame. "I wonder, sir, if your complexion is yellow, is it because you have eaten too much sugar oranges or is it due to kidney deficiency?" Find a scumbag. "You said this daughter is adopted? She does not have any blood relationship with you, but she has some relationship with your ex-husband." Find these two scumbags. It's just that this hexagram has been calculated, but why has it developed in a strange direction? Yu Sang suddenly felt like being used as a pawn. —— Yu Sang had a flaw in his fortune. Although he was extremely talented in fortune-telling, he was doomed to be lonely and widowed for the rest of his life and unable to keep any wealth. Master pointed out a "clear path" for Yu Sang—— Find a short-lived rich man and marry him! He can inherit the inheritance as soon as he dies, and he no longer has to be troubled by his destiny. Yu Sang agreed. But what if this brother said he would not live to be thirty? Why are you getting better and better? —— Demining: 1. This article is fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental; 2. There is a big pot of dog blood, containing all kinds of sexual relationships, so be careful when entering; 3. All fortune-telling related information in this article is nonsense; 4. The male protagonist is 28 (from the past to the future, from the inside to the outside, he belongs to the female protagonist only, and the female protagonist is exclusive to the ATM), the female protagonist is 23, please don't disturb me. ———— [Advance collection of "Fuzzy Take Me to Eat Melons"] Meng Junfan saved a cat. When I was about to leave the pet hospital, I heard a cat that was about to lose its fertility scream: "You old man! If you can't give birth to a child, then I can't have one either!" Meng Junfan looked at the cat lady's swollen belly and fell into deep thought. Legend has it that a pet hospital is a magical place where couples will break up if they go there, criminals will be caught if they go there, and passers-by will eat melons if they go there. Enthusiastic citizen Ms. Meng: Thank you, it's just that the little animals said a little bit more. * In order to eat melons, Meng Junfan went to a pet hospital every day. One day, a doctor asked her to gossip: "You go to our hospital so frequently, is it..." Meng Junfan nodded: Yes, yes, I love eating melons. Doctor: "Do you like our director?" Meng Junfan: Huh? Eat melon and get it on yourself? Purpose: to break feudal superstition