1.
For a salary of 3,000 yuan, socially anxious Zhu He, an introvert, pretended to be an extrovert and did his best to act like a cheerful office worker. Then he died from overwork.
When he opened his eyes again, he'd transmigrated into a melodramatic danmei novel about the real and fake young masters.
In short, Zhu He was the story's vicious male supporting character, obsessed with sabotaging the protagonists. His ending was absolutely tragic.
But that wasn't important
What mattered was that the Zhu He in the book was a celebrity.
And he was currently on a dating-variety-show livestream, where the protagonists were falling in love.
Zhu He: ...
Zhu He: Hello. I am going to die :)
2.
Because of a 3-million-yuan contract penalty, Zhu He had no choice but to keep filming.
But he wanted to turtle up and hide, while the 3 million forced him to keep playing the villain.
Agent: Look! Young Master Guo is here! You have to insult him and make sure the camera catches you! That's how we get infamously famous!
Agent: Quick! Take out your phone and secretly post a sob story in the fan group! Otherwise, how will you land your next drama?
Fine!! Pretending to be an extrovert when you're an introvert?! That's my specialty!!!
Zhu He crawled around ominously, eyes bloodshot, and screamed at the sky!
Here goes!
He pulled out his phone on the spot
and first put it on silent mode _(:з"∠)_
3.
At first, the internet was full of dirt on Zhu He.
Acting like a diva, looking surly, only getting roles through connections...
But after the dating show aired, viewers noticed: Why is this Zhu guy so unlikeable in the main shots, but just slumped over whenever he's off camera? Is this really how you make money?
Netizen: Is he really a scheming white lotus? Why does he seem like an office worker?
Netizen: Is this kid socially anxious?
Later on
Netizens: Don't let him quit the industry!! I pretend to be an extrovert for 3,000 yuan too! What gives him the right to quit?! Make him perform!!!
Reasons an introvert can't meet the villain's KPIs:
① Talk trash about the protagonist behind their back and get caught? Impossible. We don't send voice messages in the first place.
② Deliberately stain the protagonist's clothes at a party? No way. We don't want to go to parties, and if we have to, we stay in a corner.
③ Deliberately humiliate the protagonist in the spotlight? Hilarious. We're too nervous to even save face ourselves.
#I'veBeenTreadingOnThinIceMyWholeLife#
#Don'tAskWhy,It'sJustThinIceAllTheWayDown#
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