Someone once asked Zhang Jiao: If he traveled through time and became a landlord in ancient times and only provided white mustard porridge, would he be beaten to death?
Zhang Jiao replied: The yellow robe is added to the body, and the Ninth Five-Year Plan is honored.
As soon as she closed and opened her eyes, she traveled through time.
Not a noble, nor a landlord, but a Taoist boy with the same name in the Taoist temple, who was hungry for nine meals in three days.
Fortunately, I am bound to the material system, so I can survive on mustard mustard and white porridge every day.
Until she learned that the emperor passed away, and his posthumous title was "Huan", and he was called Emperor Huan of the Han Dynasty.
Zhang Jiao, Emperor Huan of Han Dynasty.
It turns out that the rebel is myself? !
The emperor is incompetent and the people are in dire straits. Even she, a little Taoist boy, has to be forcibly recruited into the army.
They don't give civilians a way to survive, so their lives are just fine.
That night, Zhang Jiao rushed into the main hall, tore off a piece of yellow cloth from the altar table, and tied it around his head:
"The sky is dead, and Huang Tian is here to stand. I'm a poor man, and I'm asking the big man to die!"
She has no other strengths but one advantage:
"Everyone who joins me will eat porridge and pickled mustard every day!"
At first, the refugees asked: Is this a decapitation meal?
Later, the refugees asked: Great Master, who are we going to fight today?
Later, the refugees robbed a group of counselors and kidnapped a group of military generals, "The best talents in the world must be our great sages!"
Soon after, Zhang Jiao spit out the fish meat:
"Stop stuffing strips of cloth into the belly of the fish. It smells like ink."
"Big stones are used to lay foundations and build houses. Don't always carve weird things and throw them into the river."
"The fox kept barking in the middle of the night, and I couldn't sleep well."
PS: 1. Inspired by a certain topic "If the people who served in ancient times were only provided with white porridge and pickled mustard, would they resist?"
2. The female protagonist will rebel and become the empress. If there is a male protagonist, please don't enter if you mind.
3. Thanks to Bishui Gugu for the cover design.
Purpose: Let everyone have enough to eat