Kakashi in a Red Scarf [KakaSaku Fanfiction]

Haruno Sakura: Kakashi, as a Young Pioneer, you're not allowed to dye your hair!

Kakashi: But don't you have pink hair too?

Haruno Sakura: ...

Haruno Sakura: Kakashi, as a Young Pioneer, you should wear a red scarf at all times, not a black one!

Kakashi: ...It's a mask.

Kakashi: Sakura, would you like me to do everything you say?

Haruno Sakura: You're supposed to listen to your captain anyway!

Kakashi: Then would you like me to be even more obedient?

Haruno Sakura: ...What are you getting at?

Kakashi: Marry me. Once we're married, I'll do anything you say.

Haruno Sakura: ...All right, if you dye your hair black, stop wearing red contacts, replace your mask with a red one, wear a white shirt and black pants, carry a schoolbag to school every day, and sing the Young Pioneers' anthem wherever you go, I... might consider it.

Kakashi: ...On second thought, never mind.

That's right, this is the tragic story of a lifelong Young Pioneer, Haruno Sakura, and the eternally lazy middle-aged man, Kakashi...

Here's my new book. If you like my writing style, feel free to check it out. Hehe.

And here's the short story I just finished:

The Thirteenth Sister of Yukimura [Yukimura fanfiction]