My Ex, Whom I Treated Like Trash, Came Back as a Snake

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▲ Upcoming: After the Dungeon Boss Starts Online Dating the Savior Saint, at the bottom.

Good-for-nothing, flirtatious young master x reserved, old-fashioned ex-boyfriend

#SOS I dumped my ex-boyfriend and the world ended the same day. What do I do?

Jiang Zhou was famous in their circle for being a flirt. His interest never lasted more than three months.

But he had an exceptionally beautiful face, and a single casual blink was enough to leave people enchanted.

After finally hooking a refined, self-possessed young master, he got in a bad mood and dumped him, adding: “You’re terrible in bed.”

The next day, the consequences came for him.

Torrential rain, extreme cold, human mutations…

Young Master Jiang reunited with his ex-boyfriend at his most wretched.

For a packet of instant noodles, a burly man pinned him to the ground, leaving him humiliated and helpless.

The next second, an axe split the man’s skull.

Blood spattered across his ex-boyfriend’s expressionless face. “Are we still breaking up?”

Jiang Zhou’s voice trembled. “We are… I’m still thinking about it?”

*

Jiang Zhou sweet-talked his ex-boyfriend and followed him around, mooching food and drink.

Then the other man disappeared without a word.

Jiang Zhou cursed him countless times in his mind, but had no choice but to search alone for the only person he could rely on.

Until he woke from a nap to a soft hissing sound by his ear.

A thick snake’s tail coiled around his waist, its tip slipping beneath his collar with a damp, icy touch.

His ex-boyfriend’s face finally appeared before him, golden slit pupils fixed coldly on him as he haltingly managed two words: “Zhou… Zhou.”

Jiang Zhou rolled his eyes back and nearly fainted.

Where was his gentle, powerful ex-boyfriend?!

*

Young Master Jiang had never even owned a pet, yet now he had to raise a mutated snake several meters long.

Facing his ex-boyfriend, who had lost his human memories and clung to him on instinct alone, Jiang Zhou sighed and started his new job as a nanny: lessons by day and bedtime stories at night.

One night, a smooth, beautiful snake tail coiled around him again and again.

The stupid snake used the human words it had just learned to make a halting request: “Want… Zhouzhou.”

Jiang Zhou saw two bars suddenly appear, screamed, and kicked the giant snake away. “Get away from me!!”

He really was going to break! Up!

#The shou will grow stronger. He’s beloved by everyone, and his powers rival those of mutated monsters. He’s the omega.

#Feel free to point out bugs. Please don’t offer writing advice.

After the Dungeon Boss Starts Online Dating the Savior Saint [Infinite]

Unambiguously good to the point of being downright righteous gong x pure monster, silly, dark-and-sweet shou

The world was invaded by the paranormal. As a dungeon boss who thought highly of himself and refused to join the other mindless paranormal creatures, Xie Chunxue used a phone he’d picked up to start an online romance.

He’d only been dating for a month when the old-fashioned boyfriend he’d imagined showed up in his dungeon.

The day they met in person, Xie Chunxue fell for him.

He tried every way he could to raise the dungeon’s difficulty, constantly setting off traps and courting disaster in hopes of keeping his boyfriend there, but the other man still got away.

With no other choice, Xie Chunxue fled the dungeon in hot pursuit, disguising himself as a pretty, frail, helpless ordinary player so he could follow his little boyfriend.

*

Xie Chunxue repeatedly entered the dungeons his little boyfriend was in and stayed by his side as he cleared them.

His boyfriend analyzed the situation and led everyone, while Xie Chunxue clung to his arm, trembling and seeking attention.

His boyfriend searched for clues deep inside the dungeon, while Xie Chunxue stepped wherever he pleased and triggered a trap.

As everyone glared at him reproachfully, Xie Chunxue buried himself in his boyfriend’s arms. “Big brother, I’m so scared!”

But the man everyone regarded as their savior merely affectionately flicked the troublemaker on the nose. “You silly thing. Don’t go wandering off.”

The trembling bystanders: …

*

Jian Xingzhi had a secret.

He was a freak born to a human and a dungeon boss.

Jian Xingzhi worked hard to root out the evil in his nature and become a genuinely good person.

But the person he loved was wicked to the core and treated human lives like nothing.

Jian Xingzhi lowered his eyes to the beautiful boss in his arms, who was rubbing his soft cheek against Jian Xingzhi’s clothes without a care in the world.

He restrained his wild desire and gently stroked the monster’s face.

It’s fine. If I hide him away, he won’t be able to do bad things anymore.

*

Every night, the monster had to eat a person, so it crawled through the first door.

The person behind the first door was scarier than a ghost, and the monster fled in terror.

Still shaken, it knocked on the second door.

The door opened quickly. A beautiful creeping vine stood there in a loose robe, damp hair still dripping. The delight on his face at opening the door instantly turned gloomy.

Before the monster could deliver its line, the beautiful human eagerly smacked its head. “Could you chase me for a bit?”

“Just chase me next door and open the door.”

Theme: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Adapt to survive