When Chat Logs Are Livestreamed to the Ancients

Let me show you a joke from hell that I just learned There was a poll on "Who is the military commander the emperor wants most?" Yue Fei won the first place with the most votes. Even Wei Qing and Huo Qubing could only be ranked second or third. Fans were dissatisfied and asked why, "Yue Fei can tolerate Wan Yan Gou, so I can do it. Wei Huo is loyal to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Are you as powerful as Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty?"

I found that several Song Dynasty emperors in the old Zhao family were cowardly in their own way: Zhao Guangyi, the "god of sorghum river chariots", Song Zhenzong, who "won compensation + Taishan enshrinement", Song Renzong, who was "soft-hearted", Song Shenzong, who was "vacillating", (Zhezong's gene mutation) Yes, skip it), "Beishi Tour Group" The Second Sage of Xuexiang, "Wandering on the Sea Zhao Paopao" Wan Yangou, (Xiaozong is okay, skip it), Song Guangzong "going crazy with fear of henpecks", Song Ningzong "being modest and silent", Song Lizong "the skull is made into a wine glass" , (the next few emperors have no real power and are skipped) PS: It is said that the emperors of the Ming Dynasty were very strange. The old emperors of the Zhao family were also very unique. They had the same cowardice and occasionally had a few genetic mutations.

Haha, it's best not to clarify it. Putting on the identity of an immortal will make those surrendering factions dare not touch Yue Fei (laughing)

"Now it's time to hang the emperor from a street lamp"

"The Old Dog Who Plays Power" is so right, a certain Riddler should get out of Ming Dynasty! As for Zhu Yijun, he is not even as good as a certain Riddler. But they both lived a long time

Since Gao Qiu retired, the national football team has not recovered for more than a thousand years. (Funny)

Yes, I remember Zhang Chun even said the famous sentence "Prince Duan is frivolous and cannot rule the world!" (Laughing), he is a great prophet.

Other articles of the same type do not have this lighthearted sense of humor and irony.

What a hell joke is this! Da Wu & Zhang Jun: Can we still not know who you are writing about?

Haha, but it seems that Su Shi passed away a year after Huizong came to power. Zhao Ji felt very sorry for this. He was also a fan of Su Shi and collected many of Su Shi's calligraphy and painting works (although Zhao Ji himself was not a good person)