Also known as My Days and Nights as a Charlatan in Jiangdong
What do you do when you open your eyes and discover you've become one of the rats of Jiangdong?
Sun Xuan: Thanks for asking. Question the rats, understand the rats, become the rats, surpass the rats. What I mean is, none of you get to live.
After transmigrating, Sun Xuan becomes a member of the Jiangdong Sun clan. Then he discovers that his big brother is none other than Sun Ce, who died young!
This is bad. If his brother dies, Jiangdong will become the delegation of treacherous scoundrels!
Sun Ce absolutely cannot die!
But...
What can a five-year-old, three-head-tall toddler do after transmigrating into the Three Kingdoms? Adorably kill his enemies to death?!
Then Sun Xuan discovers his golden finger.
But what good is a System that can only show him people's stats?!
One day, Sun Xuan casually throws away some trash and discovers his morality has dropped by one. Sun Xuan: ...
All right, you might actually be a little useful.
Luckily, viewing stats is just an additional feature.
Looking at the card-drawing System in front of him, Sun Xuan falls into thought.
Lucky Emperor Card-Drawing System: The Host can draw one card each day. Whether good or bad, it takes effect immediately.
An Emperor of Luck System? Why does this look so much like a charlatan System?
And one where he can't control what happens, either, so all he can do is leave it to fate.
The first step in refusing to become a treacherous scoundrel:
Keep Sun Ce alive.
History says Sun Ce died at twenty-six. And right now, Sun Ce is exactly...
Twenty-six!
Sun Xuan uses the card-drawing technique and draws...
Damage Transfer.
Damage Transfer: At any time and in any place, transfer any person's wound to any part of the Host's body. After the transfer, the damage is reduced by fifty percent. (Usable only once.)
Sun Xuan: ...
Fine, fine. So you're making me trade one life for another, huh?
The second step in refusing to become a treacherous scoundrel:
Keep Zhou Yu alive.
Historically, Zhou Yu died of illness at thirty-six.
Zhou Yu is twenty-six now.
There are ten years left. Sun Xuan is determined to make Zhou Yu the healthiest person in Jiangdong!
Sun Xuan uses the card-drawing technique again.
He gets a card called Risk Everything to Come Back Stronger.
Risk Everything to Come Back Stronger: After use, the Host personally kills the chosen target. Three days later, the target automatically comes back to life and lives to a hundred. (Usable only once.)
Sun Xuan: ...
It really is a charlatan System.
Every card takes him one step closer to becoming a charlatan.
System: You can't deny that your wishes come true, can you?
Just as Sun Xuan steadfastly carries out his plan to avoid becoming a treacherous scoundrel, Sun Ce receives letters from Cao Cao and Liu Bei.
Cao Cao says: Jiangdong scoundrels.
Liu Bei says: Jiangdong rats.
Sun Ce can't figure it out. Why are they insulting him out of nowhere?
He hasn't done anything lately!
Sun Xuan, who recently used Sticky Fingers and People Tumbling Everywhere on Shu Han and Wei, says: Maybe they want dogs, thieves, rats, and quilts from Jiangdong as local specialties. Big Brother, send them more so they don't call us stingy.
Sun Ce suddenly understands.
He immediately sends Liu Bei and Cao Cao a shipload each of "Jiangdong specialties."
Sun Xuan: I did nothing and somehow became a rat again. I'm sorry I was born in Jiangdong.
This is my version of the Three Kingdoms, and it has almost nothing to do with real history. Maybe it's a self-indulgent fic.
Written in plain language, with quite a bit of everyday life.
The protagonist is frail and has a touch of a personality that makes everyone adore him.
The blurb has been screenshotted for proof.
Coming soon
After Becoming a Lord
What do you do when you wake up in another world?
Wen Xing: If I don't starve to death, that's a success.
After finally spending enough money on his game account to reach the top of the rankings, Wen Xing goes to sleep in peace. When he opens his eyes again, he's in a rundown little village.
The System that brought him here tells him that he's transmigrated into the game he often plays.
Wen Xing: ? Are you all right? The game I play is a martial-arts MMO. This is obviously a fantasy MMO. You sent me to the wrong set!
System: Sorry, there was a little bug. You really did end up in the wrong set.
Wen Xing: ...I'm filing a complaint.
The System, having sent him to the wrong set, leaves Wen Xing a paltry little compensation and walks away.
Wen Xing is left alone to face the storm that follows.
After going through countless hardships to find the supposedly most prosperous main city, Wen Xing looks at the supposedly finest restaurant in the city and sees that it serves nothing but food that could hardly be more pitiful.
Tears of regret fill his heart.
He can't imagine what miserable lives the residents of the continent of Leou lead every day.
There's no way he's going to eat plain white people's food. Not in this lifetime.
When the name of the Duke of Iris resounds throughout the continent of Leou, the prosperous and mysterious Port Storlia under his rule becomes a holy land everyone on the continent longs to visit.
Port Storlia is the most inclusive city on the continent of Leou. Here, every species can coexist peacefully and live together in harmony.
What's more, it has the most advanced technology, the most delicious food, the richest entertainment, and... the most desirable freedom in the world.
"According to the Duke of Iris's devoted followers, everything in Port Storlia is nothing short of a miracle."
The princess from Fort Frans looks at Wen Xing with a smile. "You have the power to rule the entire continent. Why are you willing to settle in one corner and be merely a lord?"
The mysterious Duke of Iris Wen Xing, the construction maniac, the man who can't accept a world without delicious food, and the miracle-maker himself: If I said my only goal was to avoid eating plain white people's food, would you believe me?
A little extra scene:
After accepting the System's compensation, Wen Xing becomes a summoner.
After working hard to raise his level to ten, he can finally summon his very first creature.
Wen Xing activates the crystal ball. After a flash of dazzling light, a three-head-tall toddler appears in the magic circle.
Wen Xing: Another bug?
Avanix: What insect dares disturb my peace?
The two stare at each other.
Wen Xing can't accept this result, and Avanix finds it even harder to accept.
The Demon King, whose mood is now thoroughly ruined, was inspecting his domain one moment, then became a human's summoned beast for no reason at all the next! And he's been reduced to his infant form!
Avanix: Lowly human, you won't last three seconds!
But in the next moment, Avanix discovers he can't inflict any harm on Wen Xing at all.
Avanix: ...A gentleman's revenge can wait ten years. Just you wait!
I Woke Up as Qin Shi Huang's Son
Ying Ye has just finished arguing with someone online. That person told him to go to the Qin dynasty and build the Great Wall if he had what it took.
To his surprise, when he opens his eyes again, he's really in the Qin dynasty.
The good news: he's currently a child, so it seems he won't have to build the Great Wall.
The bad news: his brother seems to be the notorious Qin Er Shi, Hu Hai.
Ying Ye decides to strike first and get rid of Hu Hai.
As long as Hu Hai doesn't take the throne, Ying Ye can look forward to a life of good food and comfort alongside Fusu.
But before he figures out how to kill Hu Hai...
He needs to find a way to max out Qin Shi Huang and Fusu's favorability toward him.
And Ying Ye's method of raising their favorability is...
Cooking.
He makes meals for Ying Zheng and Fusu in every possible way.
Steamed buns, rice noodles, dumplings, hot pot, barbecue, one after another.
He's determined to feed his father and brother into the happiest people in all of Qin!
Ying Zheng thinks his youngest son has been acting strangely lately.
Usually, he might not see his son for two or three days. Now the boy is constantly at his side.
He fusses over him, gives him back rubs and shoulder massages, and often brings him food.
Ying Zheng isn't particularly fond of food, and he's never seen the strange things his son makes.
But... they really smell good.
Ying Zheng happily enjoys his son's attentive service.
He decides there are advantages to raising a son after all.
After some time, Ying Ye decides the moment is right and finally reveals his true intentions.
He wants to kill Xu Fu, he wants to kill Zhao Gao, and he even wants to kill his brother Hu Hai.
Ying Zheng: ?
So my youngest son is the real maniac who wants to kill people?
At the same time, Ying Zheng discovers that his youngest son is even sweeter-tongued with Fusu than he is with his father.
The food Ying Ye brings him every day comes in pairs, and Fusu's share seems to be a little bigger!
Ying Ye: Father, you don't understand. Big Brother is still growing.
Ying Ye fails to keep things fair and gets caught.
On the third day without seeing his younger brother, Fusu also gets glared at by his own father.
Fusu: ? I haven't done anything wrong lately.
After being found out, Ying Ye calmly brings out superior seeds, waterwheels, porcelain, livestock, and more.
The already strong bond between father and son becomes even stronger in an instant.
Ying Zheng: What's wrong with killing a few people? My son is so upright. Could he possibly kill good people? Son, whose household do you want to confiscate today?
Hu Hai: Father! Wake up! He's trying to kill me!
Theme: Keep hope in your heart and let the sunshine in.
No, Sun Jian, please don't die. The male protagonist's efforts are all in vain. It's too weak... I don't dare to watch it.
What's the meaning? Sun Jian still has to die?
Why is this a duplicate? It's the same as Chapter 153.
"He patted his pocket to make sure the little yellow duck stayed inside." Catch a big bug for the author.
Okay, okay, look forward to it, take all three talents under your wing [Spread Flowers]
Lu Bu: What is this? You kid from the Sun family, please tease me.
Xuan: (explosion) (an intense meow)
Lu Bu: Right (satisfied)
After a year of raising it, I came back and saw that only 30 chapters had been updated. The latest chapter was separated by several months. If you can't write it, why not solve it?
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
My wife is very good at it.
It's almost 3 months, are you still updating?
No, Sun Jian, please don't die. The male protagonist's efforts are all in vain. It's too weak... I don't dare to watch it.
What's the meaning? Sun Jian still has to die?
Why is this a duplicate? It's the same as Chapter 153.
"He patted his pocket to make sure the little yellow duck stayed inside." Catch a big bug for the author.
Okay, okay, look forward to it, take all three talents under your wing [Spread Flowers]
Lu Bu: What is this? You kid from the Sun family, please tease me. Xuan: (explosion) (an intense meow) Lu Bu: Right (satisfied)
After a year of raising it, I came back and saw that only 30 chapters had been updated. The latest chapter was separated by several months. If you can't write it, why not solve it?
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~