The good news: I've transmigrated! And I'm an unbelievably gorgeous beauty!
The bad news: My family is on the verge of bankruptcy, and my scumbag dad is about to hand me over to a more powerful Mafia family in exchange for favors.
Come on, I just turned eighteen! What a piece of trash for a father! I'm out of here!
She flees her family and roams the streets, traveling all over Naples and Sicily.
Her roommate keeps raising cats in their shared apartment. "I told you, the shedding is a pain, you jerk!"
She accidentally knocks a flowerpot off the balcony while watering her plants and hits a man downstairs. A white-haired police officer thanks her. "I'm just saying, you people from Naples are really weird!"
Her one-night stand is a tall, long-legged Sicilian tough guy, but one day, after they do it, he suddenly proposes. "Come on! Weren't we just using each other?"
After running off in the middle of the night, she flirts with an innocent young boy. Before long, she gets bored and dumps him. "You've got to be kidding! Can someone really get hunted down for dumping an ex?" Apparently, yes...
She's the unlucky one who, after awakening a Stand that was at least somewhat useful, narrowly escapes disaster and gets shoved into a team full of people dressed in bizarre outfits.
The team members:
Her flirtatious former roommate, who is also obsessed with petting cats;
The guy she nearly made her lover's mistress;
The perverted masked man who always asks what positions she likes;
The short-tempered bespectacled brat who blows up as soon as someone pats his head;
The guy who isn't a schoolgirl but might as well be, with more hair than she has;
Her former hookup, whom she thought was just fooling around with her, but who wants to marry her...
Fine, fine, let's make do. It's not like she can just leave the team.
A heroine with a dark will, a chaos-loving fun-seeker, and a very weak moral compass.
Blurb dated 2023.10.1
Theme: Work is bullshit