Why are the male leads' lips all puckered? Obviously, the heroine has them hooked!
Short synopsis:
A green-tea college boy boldly steals someone else's girl for love. A gloomy ghostly man gets involved too, and the gentle male idol completely loses his composure. All three are lovesick and heartbroken over the heroine!
Serious synopsis:
Qu Jiangyin has been promoted, made a fortune, and become a widow. Just as she's getting ready to enjoy life, she's bound to the Vixen System.
The System wants to mold her into a mighty woman who lives by the motto, "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me," and enjoys a wonderful life of "sleeping with handsome men and ruling the world."
But the System only knows how to conquer the world in the chaos of ancient times. It is destined to be unable to help Qu Jiangyin, who lives in modern society, build an empire of her own.
Seeing its goal of "ruling the world" go up in smoke, the System has no choice but to switch goals and keep trying.
So Qu Jiangyin meets a widower, someone else's fiance, a ghost husband, and more...
Silly synopsis:
System (clears throat) (shouts): "The Imperial Consort Investiture Ceremony begins now!"
[The Xu family’s Yifeng is gentle and virtuous. Promoted to consort and granted the title Worthy.]
Xu Yifeng: Isn't "worthy" the same as "a worthy helpmate"? Doesn't this mean I'm just one step away from being the primary consort?
"Jiangyin, it would be my honor to be your worthy helpmate."
[The Liu family's Zhuoyu is clever and quick-witted. Promoted to consort and granted the title Wise.]
Liu Zhuoyu: Jiangyin really knows me. I only had to use a little trick to topple the Worthy Consort. How is that not clever?
"I'm younger than the others, and not as steady as my older brothers. I'm already happy just to be made a consort."
[The An family's Junyu is elusive and hard to find. Promoted to consort and granted the title Ghost.]
An Junyu: "Ghost Consort" sounds just like "Noble Consort," doesn't it? My rank is higher than theirs, so I'm obviously Jiangyin's favourite! Hmph! They're just stand-ins. I'm Jiangyin's one true love!
"Jiangyin, want to have a romance that transcends life and death with me?"
Please note before reading:
1. The heroine is not a virgin. Two of the male leads are virgins, and one isn't. The heroine's late husband wasn't a virgin.
2. No women competing with each other, only men competing!
3. The heroine isn't delicate or meek. She's good at everything and the best at putting people in their place!
4. The heroine is the dominant one in every relationship.
5. The main story has little to do with the silly synopsis.
6. There are countless web novels out there. If you're not enjoying this one, just read something else.
Theme: Live boldly and freely while you can.
