The Madman Only Wants Me to Live [Infinite]

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Current instance: [Spring in the Ice Prison] Difficulty: 3.5/5 (Si Qing's genius-brain version)

Outgoing, roguishly handsome man with congenital analgesia x clever, well-behaved guy who's actually a little kitten, born with a terminal illness

"How did you even survive?"

The slender, seemingly immortal beauty before Min Fangyuan is clearly terminally ill.

They say he gets a critical-condition report every three days and a death notice every five.

And yet now, Si Qing sits across from him, rosy-cheeked and reading a book.

"I see you can still sunbathe. How come you haven't turned into a vampire?"

Si Qing reads on, paying no heed to the sick weirdo across from him and his wild ideas.

His assessment is spot-on: Min Fangyuan really is sick.

Not just physically, but mentally, too.

Otherwise, the guy wouldn't have tried to kill himself in the middle of the night, then pinned Si Qing down and demanded he reveal the secret to getting healthy.

"Comrade Si Qing, if you don't tell me soon, I'm going to... die on top of you..."

Si Qing spits twice, trying to get the blood that splashed into his mouth out. He grits his teeth. "Fine! Listen closely!"

*

All kinds of delicacies fill the lavish hall. It looks like they can feast without paying and even walk away with free takeout.

Min Fangyuan raises an eyebrow and glances triumphantly at Si Qing. "So this is the legendary Infinite Game? Guess threatening to kill myself really does work~"

Si Qing gives his handsome, punchable face a cold laugh.

Then he slaps him!

Please note:

1. The first three instances are beginner levels with no NPCs. Background characters are needed for setup.

2. This is not a power fantasy. The protagonists are only human! Expect setbacks in the early and middle stages.

3. The author occasionally shares information in the author's notes, so we recommend turning them on, dear readers~

4. Important characters appear later in the story.

Completed instances (difficulty: x/5):

[Surface-Level Water Tower]: 1/5 (Si Qing's beginner level)

[Infinite Buffet]: 1.5/5 (Min Fangyuan's beginner level)

[Dance of the Seven Realms]: 2.5/5 (???'s beginner level)

[Desire of the Three Corpse Worms]: 4/5 (Si Qing's mute version)

[Naked Mole Rat Catacombs]: 3/5 (Si Qing's queen version)

[Fangting Four-Dimensional Chess Game]: 2/5 (???'s beginner level)

[Europa's Revolution]: 4/5 (Si Qing's n-version)

Coming up:

[Escape Beyond the Stars]: 5/5 (Si Qing's leader version)

Also known as: "Trivis's Infinite Survival Game / 00:00"

Codename: Getting Treated

Min Fangyuan x Si Qing

Coming soon: "The God-Slaying Tool Is Actually Everyone's Darling"

Tsundere Demon Lord, devoted to his wife x naturally airheaded, aloof and adorable Godslayer

One day, after transmigrating to the world of immortal cultivation, Ping Xingye can only think, this is messed up.

He has become a Nascent Soul True Lord, a famous figure with a name and a title.

But why is this True Lord in the past tense? By the time Ping Xingye arrives, his cultivation has fallen back to Foundation Establishment.

From the original owner's memories, he learns that this Nascent Soul True Lord was really just a tool, a brick to be moved wherever needed, killing here and then killing there.

This is bad. His cultivation has regressed, and someone else has taken over his body. Won't his old enemies take advantage of his weakness and finish him off?

And on top of that, the tool whose cultivation has regressed will probably be abandoned by the sect and forced to live a miserable life as a lone, wandering rogue cultivator...

But reality seems completely different from what he imagined:

Sect Leader Senior Brother: Junior Brother is still recovering from serious injuries. He should rest and recover with the finest heavenly treasures.

Peerless Senior Nephew: Uncle-Master has forgotten his sword forms, so let me demonstrate the old moves for you.

Sword Cultivator Rival: Chixiao is weary from the road. Why not stop and admire the winter scenery in the snow?

And can someone tell him why a demon can come and go from Guiyuan Sect whenever he pleases, visiting his Shuhuai Peak every day?

*

As a transmigrator, Ping Xingye is a complete novice who has to learn immortal cultivation from scratch. He thought cultivation meant endless meditation and daily sword practice, but with his uncompromising Sect Leader Senior Brother in charge, he ends up attending classes alongside Qi Refining disciples.

Ping Xingye: It's fine. I've got thick skin.

What's so strange about an adult going to elementary school? Just ignore all those weird looks. Ahaha...

After listening to the instructor's explanation, Ping Xingye suddenly understands: to form a Golden Core here, you have to choose a path and follow it.

Ping Xingye: Isn't that just choosing a major?

His old choice of major has been voided, so now he just has to choose again.

Thinking back on his life as a workhorse tool, Ping Xingye is sure he must have chosen the Path of Slaughter. Why else would he spend every day killing demons?

Everyone: ...Actually, that's not it.

Ping Xingye: Huh?

*

Everyone knows Ping Xingye has taken an "unorthodox path."

It's an "unorthodox path" that raises one's cultivation quickly, but has an end in sight from the very start.

Yet this is the path that earned him the name Lord Chixiao, a name that makes both people and demons tremble, and created the soul-stealing radiance that demons yearn to possess.

Even the crimson moonlight willingly follows him, shining on no one else.

Jiang Yueliu x Ping Xingye

Theme: Life is the source of hope and the future