(Take an advance copy of "The Boss Baby Is a Bat Cub", the copy is at the bottom ♡) (4.9 Into v, 10,000 words will be dropped that day)
Darcy is well versed in all kinds of crazy literature.
Therefore, he was sent to Arkham Mental Hospital with a psychiatric certificate.
I saw a scene of demons dancing wildly inside.
Darcy couldn't help but widen her eyes: This... This feeling...
The jailer thought he had frightened her.
But I didn't expect that the next second——
She shouted excitedly: It feels like going home, I love it so much!
So, she went even crazier.
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After being persecuted and falling into the water, she was bound to a system that allowed her to become stronger as long as she went crazy.
Darcy: Is there such a good thing? !
She was even more powerful. Less than a week after entering Arkham, she told everyone in the mental hospital:
There is a real psychopath in the hospital.
Specifically reflected in:
1. A former Gotham City District Attorney took out a coin and asked her whether to choose heads or tails.
Darcy immediately broke down and screamed, talking crazy words to the other party about the problem of difficulty in choosing.
2. When a certain crime king told her a joke, he "accidentally" exposed his white yellow teeth.
Darcy couldn't stand it anymore and quickly took out the toilet brush and pressed it for a free deep cleaning.
3. The leader of an extreme plant protection organization had just cultivated a highly poisonous plant. He turned around and saw Darcy lying on the railing wiping her saliva, and asked her if it was sweet.
The next day, she discovered rows of powerful tooth marks on the plant's bubbling rhizomes.
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Being scolded by a patient as not worthy of eating next to him.
She smashed the man's dinner plate, jumped on the table and crawled in the dark.
Trapped in a corner by fellow patients looking for trouble.
She thought for a while, then leaned close to the other person and whispered: This situation... How should I resolve it?
Being knocked down intentionally by a patient.
She got up directly and made a big backhand move.
Through her efforts, Arkham, the famous talent market in Gotham, finally became harmonious.
Darcy said proudly: There is no problem that can't be solved by going crazy. If there is-
Then twice.
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Pre-receipt: "The Boss Baby Is a Bat Cub"
A new bat cub named Lindsay has arrived at the Wayne family.
He has soft black hair, round blue eyes, and a cute baby suit. He is simply a smaller version of Gotham's sweetheart.
And when he is picked up, he will lie down in the arms of adults and make cute baby laughter.
Oh...
Everyone in the Bat family except Bruce expressed that they were cute.
What a pure and unpretentious bat-like creature.
Until one night.
The bats who went out collectively discovered:
The good baby Lindsay, who was supposed to stay at home and sleep, now stood in front of the villain aggressively. He took out his favorite pacifier and threw it aside casually, speaking in a low voice.
"Be respectful, villain."
"Standing in front of you is the most successful baby boss in the history of the baby company - bar none!"
Frightened by the familiar low and hoarse voice, all the bats except Batman felt that they had been deceived, and let out a silent, high-pitched blast:
This is not Gotham's sweetheart, the cute baby of the Bat family! ! ! !
This is clearly a miniature old bat! ! ! ! !
Intention: Instead of consuming yourself inwardly, it is better to show your strength outwardly.