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[By the way, here's a plug for my upcoming novel, "I Conquered the Jujutsu World with a Genshin Impact Red Packet Group." It's a crossover! The heroine is Teyvat's beloved darling! I'm bringing back the red packet group trope, haha! Take a look, and if you're interested, please bookmark it! (Megaphone) The blurb is at the very bottom!]
Blurb
Hi, everyone. My name is Zhongli Yuan. Today is the 108th day since I transmigrated to Teyvat, and also the 108th day since Rex Lapis picked me up.
Folks, I don't even know what to say.
First of all, I want to make it clear that my compound surname is Zhongli, and my given name is Yuan.
Second, just because Rex Lapis retired and took the name Zhongli doesn't mean you can insist that we're related.
...Though it does look like he really has been raising me as his daughter ever since he brought me back to Liyue.
For the story of what happened to me in the real world, click on the post below:
"How I Climbed the Real Dragonspine, Touched a 1:1 Anchor Model Made by MiHoYo, and Ended Up Transmigrating"
Let me say this again: I really don't know what to make of this.
Because of certain unavoidable circumstances, I can only avoid being punished by the Heavenly Principles by staying with Rex Lapis while he's still in power. Let me just say up front that I'm really grateful for that!!!
But for some reason, he's become obsessed with raising a daughter.
...Or, to be precise, raising me.
But I'm a devoted Rex Lapis fan!!!
Ugh, this is so painful.
How am I supposed to keep thirsting over that peerlessly handsome, magnificent face of his from now on?
Folks, it's me again, Zhongli Yuan.
My dad (crossed out) Rex Lapis's adopted son, who's several thousand years old, has been ordered to train me in spear-kicking.
I'm going to die. Seriously.
For a shut-in, exercise takes years off your life!!!
Quick question: If I elope with the little boy my dad adopted, who's several thousand years old, will my dad punish me?
1. Rex Lapis and the heroine have a father-daughter relationship. CP: Xiao.
2. A first-person slice-of-life story. The protagonist is a drama-loving troublemaker. Players will do anything.jpg
Upcoming novel: "I Conquered the Jujutsu World with a Genshin Impact Red Packet Group"
Zenin Mari was, as you might expect, a nameless concubine daughter of the Zenin family.
In the Zenin family, where sorcerers reign supreme, her cursed energy was weak, and she had no awakened technique. The family had written her off from the moment she was born.
Lowly birth, poor talent, no future, pretty face.
In a family like this, it was easy to see where her life would end.
Even if she refused to accept her fate, she couldn't escape that abyss. All she could do was pray to the gods night after night.
A god answered her prayers, but it wasn't a god from this world.
On the day before she came of age, just as she was about to be married off as a concubine to Zenin Naoya, divine favor finally came to her.
"Ding! System binding successful. Host: Zenin Mari. Authentication complete."
"Hello, Host. I am the [Red Packet Group System]."
A voice spoke inside her mind.
At some point, the sky screen over Teyvat began showing the life of a girl.
She lived in a stifling, rotten environment, surviving like a desolate but resilient weed. She had a rebellious streak, but Heaven hadn't given her the strength to sing out against her oppressors.
Everyone watched her grow up, little by little, while the light in her eyes slowly faded.
It seemed she had accepted her fate.
Everyone could clearly feel her will collapsing.
Then, suddenly, someone said, "Let's answer her call."
"If the gods of her world can't save her, then we'll save her ourselves."
[Bonus Scene]
Looking at the messages in the chat group, Zenin Mari tentatively accepted the red packet from a group member named [Raiden Shogun].
"You've claimed the red packet. You received 1 use of [Musou no Hitotachi]."
She had no idea what it was, but she politely thanked the group member anyway.
"No need to thank me," Raiden Shogun said. "If that Zenin Naoya gets handsy with you, strike him down."
...Was that really okay?
She thought it must be a joke. But when she was actually dragged to Zenin Naoya's room and faced his leering gaze as he looked her up and down, anger welled up in her for no reason. As Zenin Naoya stared in terror, she tapped the item called [Musou no Hitotachi] and selected Use.
Five minutes later, she stared wide-eyed at the Zenin family courtyard, split clean in two.
Then more red packets arrived in the group.
"[Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Consultant] sent you an exclusive red packet: 1 use of [Jade Shield]."
"[Bard] sent you an exclusive red packet: 1 use of [Wind God's Ode]."
"[Wanderer] sent you an exclusive red packet: 1 use of [Graceful Breeze]."
"Claim them all, quick! Then fly away!"
"Congratulations, Mari! You're free!"
Everyone in the chat group cheered.
Theme: Everyone can find value in their own life.
The emperor's body is cut into pieces → "Autogenous Reproduction of Potatoes"
Contains original power → Select the part with bud eyes
Shape into a kite → cut roses from potatoes
In the end, it turned into a dragon → The cutting failed and potatoes grew.
"Don't run away if you can!" A Yuan panted and chased her three good brothers who had fled, unable to help but become anxious.
Tomo: "So why are we running?"
Jiaming: "Isn't A Yuan chasing me?"
Manyo: "When you start running, I will follow you."
The three of them were confused, so they stopped and looked at A Yuan.
"Why are you running!" A Yuan gasped.
"Because you are chasing me." The three brothers said in unison.
"Damn it!" A Yuan stamped her feet, "I just want to recommend the recently released novels to you!"
Saying that, A Yuan opened her book list↓↓↓
❤️ "The nth day in prison in Merlot Petersburg"
Click to watch players jump up and down in Merlot Petersburg and hug the beauties back home! (Leosli:?)
❤️ "(Comprehensive) I start eating and broadcasting in Teyvat"
"Three, two, one, link up!" Teyvat delicacies are popular in other worlds, with six eyes giving five-star praise! Near death? Let's have a Teyvat omelette, my friend! The blood is restored in one second!
❤️ "I rely on the original God's red envelopes to kill through the magic world"
"Ding! Received a red envelope [full favorability from everyone in Teyvat]*1" Click to see how an ordinary concubine from the Chanyuan family punches, punches, and kicks the oranges to pieces!
❤️ Original unreleased game "Wasteland Nightmare Is It Me?"
Breaking news! How could a newbie who had no idea what her powers were, become "that woman" who makes wasteland monsters fearful! Please watch VCR!
The person involved actually said: "What? I really don't want to be the strongest!"
I would like to recommend a few more books by basic friends↓↓↓
❤️ "[Curse] If you are too affectionate, you will be punished" by Crispy Meow
For relationships, you have to play with the super, and for love, you have to talk to the male lead.
❤️ "Troubled in Curse High DK" by Zhu Yuan
After being with Jie, Xiaotameran 5t5 came to pry the corner.
❤️ "[Ming Ke] Teacher, Caicai, Laolao" by Chi Yuan
Hello everyone, my name is Qin, and now I was arrested by the unscrupulous police to accompany my children to school, and I was forced to start a miserable life of preying on students every day. Just click to collect and enjoy high-definition viewing [Macho man and vixen fish for students online]
❤️ "[Genshin Impact] Super Popular Role Playing Guide" by Qingluo Xingchen
In Teyvat, I played a reverse cosplay and became the mainstay of the show. Lao Mi laughed like crazy!
Well, does this count as Morax autogenous reproduction? However, after thinking about it this way, I feel that in addition to making his daughter afraid of heights, Morax is also a very qualified baby daddy. The final ending is also good. The father and daughter have been separated for five hundred years. His little kite, the daughter he loves and cares about the most, finally comes back, and she returns to the bird's original home when she grows up.
But I'm a little curious, if A Yuan and Mandrill get married, who will give the gifts that both parties need. After all, to a certain extent, both cubs were raised by the emperor, although one is his biological child and the other was raised halfway.
So... Morax had mitosis, ah no, cut it up like potatoes and bred a daughter
... If the result of having such a father is that I am drowned in papers, I would rather not...
How can I put it, just by being able to write these papers, I feel like they are my own father and daughter...
A Yuan, you are right to a certain extent. Your roommate Funina is the former ruler of Fontaine, Foukalos. After all, this background is the continent of Teyvat a long, long time ago!
Ah, although I saw the most curious card pool, my best friend drawing cards, and A Yuan's voice, but madam, are you trying to kill me? My best friend and my best friend's brother grew up together with A Yuan, and have always been very close to each other. However, due to an accident, the best friends exist in two worlds, or should I say two dimensions. However, they still remember each other and miss each other. How can they remain completely calm, even if we all know that they have no regrets.
Self-reproduction, so King Yanwang can do anything, right? Hahahahahaha
My son is rebellious and breaks my heart (I suddenly thought of this sentence, it doesn't mean anything) (Put the lid on the pot and run away)
Therefore, after the Yakshas were taken under the command of Morax, when the emperor saw the daughter he had raised for thousands of years and told him directly that he wanted to find Mandrill, was the emperor's grievance true? After all, the daughter he had raised for so long was going to be kidnapped, so he would probably be a little unhappy.
The emperor's body is cut into pieces → "Autogenous Reproduction of Potatoes" Contains original power → Select the part with bud eyes Shape into a kite → cut roses from potatoes In the end, it turned into a dragon → The cutting failed and potatoes grew.
"Don't run away if you can!" A Yuan panted and chased her three good brothers who had fled, unable to help but become anxious. Tomo: "So why are we running?" Jiaming: "Isn't A Yuan chasing me?" Manyo: "When you start running, I will follow you." The three of them were confused, so they stopped and looked at A Yuan. "Why are you running!" A Yuan gasped. "Because you are chasing me." The three brothers said in unison. "Damn it!" A Yuan stamped her feet, "I just want to recommend the recently released novels to you!" Saying that, A Yuan opened her book list↓↓↓ ❤️ "The nth day in prison in Merlot Petersburg" Click to watch players jump up and down in Merlot Petersburg and hug the beauties back home! (Leosli:?) ❤️ "(Comprehensive) I start eating and broadcasting in Teyvat" "Three, two, one, link up!" Teyvat delicacies are popular in other worlds, with six eyes giving five-star praise! Near death? Let's have a Teyvat omelette, my friend! The blood is restored in one second! ❤️ "I rely on the original God's red envelopes to kill through the magic world" "Ding! Received a red envelope [full favorability from everyone in Teyvat]*1" Click to see how an ordinary concubine from the Chanyuan family punches, punches, and kicks the oranges to pieces! ❤️ Original unreleased game "Wasteland Nightmare Is It Me?" Breaking news! How could a newbie who had no idea what her powers were, become "that woman" who makes wasteland monsters fearful! Please watch VCR! The person involved actually said: "What? I really don't want to be the strongest!" I would like to recommend a few more books by basic friends↓↓↓ ❤️ "[Curse] If you are too affectionate, you will be punished" by Crispy Meow For relationships, you have to play with the super, and for love, you have to talk to the male lead. ❤️ "Troubled in Curse High DK" by Zhu Yuan After being with Jie, Xiaotameran 5t5 came to pry the corner. ❤️ "[Ming Ke] Teacher, Caicai, Laolao" by Chi Yuan Hello everyone, my name is Qin, and now I was arrested by the unscrupulous police to accompany my children to school, and I was forced to start a miserable life of preying on students every day. Just click to collect and enjoy high-definition viewing [Macho man and vixen fish for students online] ❤️ "[Genshin Impact] Super Popular Role Playing Guide" by Qingluo Xingchen In Teyvat, I played a reverse cosplay and became the mainstay of the show. Lao Mi laughed like crazy!
Well, does this count as Morax autogenous reproduction? However, after thinking about it this way, I feel that in addition to making his daughter afraid of heights, Morax is also a very qualified baby daddy. The final ending is also good. The father and daughter have been separated for five hundred years. His little kite, the daughter he loves and cares about the most, finally comes back, and she returns to the bird's original home when she grows up. But I'm a little curious, if A Yuan and Mandrill get married, who will give the gifts that both parties need. After all, to a certain extent, both cubs were raised by the emperor, although one is his biological child and the other was raised halfway.
So... Morax had mitosis, ah no, cut it up like potatoes and bred a daughter
... If the result of having such a father is that I am drowned in papers, I would rather not... How can I put it, just by being able to write these papers, I feel like they are my own father and daughter...
A Yuan, you are right to a certain extent. Your roommate Funina is the former ruler of Fontaine, Foukalos. After all, this background is the continent of Teyvat a long, long time ago!
Ah, although I saw the most curious card pool, my best friend drawing cards, and A Yuan's voice, but madam, are you trying to kill me? My best friend and my best friend's brother grew up together with A Yuan, and have always been very close to each other. However, due to an accident, the best friends exist in two worlds, or should I say two dimensions. However, they still remember each other and miss each other. How can they remain completely calm, even if we all know that they have no regrets.
Self-reproduction, so King Yanwang can do anything, right? Hahahahahaha
My son is rebellious and breaks my heart (I suddenly thought of this sentence, it doesn't mean anything) (Put the lid on the pot and run away)
Therefore, after the Yakshas were taken under the command of Morax, when the emperor saw the daughter he had raised for thousands of years and told him directly that he wanted to find Mandrill, was the emperor's grievance true? After all, the daughter he had raised for so long was going to be kidnapped, so he would probably be a little unhappy.