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Blurb:
As a paranormal livestreamer, Chi Ling was always traveling around in real life, hoping to witness genuine supernatural events with his own eyes. Unfortunately, the real world seemed to have no paranormal activity. What made him more famous than his livestreams, however, was his face.
One day, after waking up, he found himself lying in the cramped back seat of a car. Two eerie people sat in the driver's seat and front passenger seat.
Just then, a voice rang out in his mind: [Welcome to the Eternal World!]
It took Chi Ling several minutes to figure out his situation.
So he'd been abducted into an infinite game. Whatever.
Chi Ling spread his hands. "Well, this is right up my alley."
The other players: "If your legs weren't shaking the whole time, I might actually believe you're not scared."
At first, the other players mocked Chi Ling without restraint through the livestream, guessing he wouldn't survive a single instance. But reality slapped them hard across the face.
What? This delicate, beautiful player who looked so frail had killed the boss in his very first instance, earned a platinum achievement, and brought all the other players in the instance out with him?
[System notification: Player Chi Ling has reached 100 percent exploration in the instance Burial in the Mountain Village. This instance will be permanently closed.]
Countless players who had narrowly escaped death found hope again because of Chi Ling. Countless people trapped in instances gained a new lease on life thanks to him.
In their hearts, Chi Ling was hope, a godlike presence. They were lucky to witness his rise to godhood.
Chi Ling found it rather troublesome.
#Help, every time I enter an instance, I come out with a bunch of new admirers. What do I do?#
Much later, someone asked Chi Ling what wish he would make if he won.
Chi Ling (smiling): "Obviously, I'd destroy the system and get everyone out!"
The other players (overcome with gratitude): "Sob, he's such a good person!"
Chi Ling (after watching their various reactions, waving his hand and shaking his head): "I was lying. I entered the game because I wanted to find my boyfriend."
The other players: "Sob..."
But Chi Ling didn't like lying. He found his boyfriend and got everyone else out, too.
After sealing so many instances, he occasionally ran into trouble.
A certain newly awakened boss sensed that another small world had slipped from his control. He traced it back to the source of the instance and happened to see a handsome young man about to destroy his small world.
Chi Ling was just about to clear the instance using his usual method when the space began to warp. A man suddenly tore through the void, ruining his plan. The red-robed, black-haired man approached him slowly. "So you're the one who destroyed several of my instance worlds and bullied my followers?"
Chi Ling backed away repeatedly. "This is a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding!"
His gaze was earnest. "It's like this: you look a lot like my long-lost older brother. I came to this game just to find you. Why don't we catch up first?"
The red-robed man: "..."
The other players: "?" Chi Ling, you've really outdone yourself!
Chi Ling: "I'm telling the truth!"
#Help, my boyfriend started out as my older brother and later turned into an instance boss. What do I do?#
[Version dated November 27, 2023]
1. Mild horror, plot-focused.
2. Occasional revisions.
3. Chi Ling (bottom) and Jiang Chenyan (top).
[Upcoming Novel 1: Become a Cannon-Fodder NPC in a Horror Game]
What is it like to be chosen by a horror game and become a player?
Su Su was chosen by a horror game and became a special type of player who played NPCs. He usually appeared only in the prologue, before the horror story began.
The first victim in a string of murders.
The first person to disappear in a missing-person case.
The bully in a haunted-school instance.
These identity cards always caused him a great deal of trouble.
Game One
[You are the "tea-selling girl" who is best at manipulating people's hearts.
A mother who died young, a gambling father, a sick younger brother, and a broken home. This is the story you tell people to explain how you make a living selling tea.
In reality, you and your boyfriend work together to prey on wealthy men.
As you choose your next target, the hunter's knife is about to turn on you...]
Su Su: I just want to ask, who would believe this kind of story? How is this any different from asking me to die?
Phone message: Su Su, can we meet tonight? I want to buy your tea.
Su Su: Someone really believes it!
Game Two
[You are a "cross-dressing guy" who sells your worn underwear on a secondhand marketplace.
Every day, you post photos of yourself dressed as a woman on social media: a slim waist, a swaying skirt, slender yet shapely calves wrapped in white stockings. Every detail leaves people imagining more.
After attracting everyone's interest, you take the opportunity to start selling clothes you've worn.
The money has gone to your head. Be careful, a disappearance case is about to begin.]
Su Su: I have to dress as a woman and take photos, too? These clothes are so expensive. Who would even buy them?
Phone message: Su Su, could you send another photo? I'm willing to pay ten times the price for the clothes.
Su Su: Ha... So they all like pretty women's clothes.
Game Three
[You are a Chinese American young man in a small town in California. This is the third year since your husband went missing, and you want to apply for a death certificate for him.
But just then, your husband comes back.
Something feels strange to you, but you can't put your finger on what. Your husband is clearly treating you better than before.
Beware the murderous intent hidden beneath his affection.
Note: You have face blindness.]
Su Su: If he has face blindness, can he tell who's supposed to be his husband?
System: Exactly! He can't tell.
A husband's voice comes from outside the door: Su Su, I'm back. Open the door.
Su Su: !
[Upcoming Novel 2: Those Years I Spent as an Extra in a Supernatural World]
Yu Chu accidentally learned that a relative who had inherited a property had left him an apartment in the city center. As soon as he graduated from high school, he hurried over to take a look.
The moment he pressed the elevator button and arrived on the sixth floor, everything became strange.
In the hallway, a man in a suit wore a crazed smile as he raised a red chainsaw and chased someone in front of him. When he saw Yu Chu, he even greeted him. "Are you the new neighbor? Hello."
Yu Chu: "? Are you filming a video?"
Neighbor: "Haha, good one. Want to come over to my place for a cup of tea?"
"No, thanks." Yu Chu stepped out of the elevator. In the corner of his eye, he saw someone covered in blood leap into the elevator, their face filled with the joy of having escaped death.
"Too bad. He got away." The neighbor shrugged and carried the chainsaw home.
Yu Chu: "?"
After spending a night resting in his new apartment, Yu Chu went downstairs to find breakfast.
Inside the breakfast shop, the customers shivered as they stared at the delicious-looking food on the table as if it were deadly poison.
The owner smiled faintly, wiped the ketchup from the corner of his mouth, and spoke unhurriedly. "Customers, please choose whatever you like! Choose carefully."
Yu Chu calmly placed his order. The owner began to prepare it. Suddenly, every customer except Yu Chu bolted out the door, standing outside and screaming with laughter.
Yu Chu: "!"
After settling into his new apartment for two days, Yu Chu decided to reward himself with a graduation trip.
On the bus, the passengers were trembling. Yu Chu arrived late and sat down calmly.
In an instant, every passenger looked at him with shining eyes. Only the man in black in the last row lifted the brim of his hat. "Are you here for the tour? What a coincidence. So am I."
Yu Chu: Do I know you?
*
Yu Chu gradually began to feel that something about this world was strange.
One day, a few people showed up at his door and claimed to be distant relatives.
He watched the group warily and ultimately refused to let them in.
To his surprise, they were all overjoyed.
"That's great! We don't have to take part in this instance."
Yu Chu: What a strange bunch of people.
The neighbor opened the door, saw what was happening, and gave an amused smile. "Xiao Yu, is someone bullying you? Want me to take care of them?"
Yu Chu's "distant relatives" looked as if they had just seen the most terrifying thing in the world.
Yu Chu hurried over and grabbed the neighbor's hand, whispering to him, "Don't! They're really strange, and there are more of them than us. There are only two of us! Let's just make them leave first."
The neighbor readily agreed. "Whatever you say."
*
As time passed, a legend spread among the players: if an NPC named Yu Chu appeared beside the eerie bosses, they should be glad. The survival rate for that instance would rise dramatically.
Theme: Stand strong through setbacks, keep going in adversity, and find a way to survive against all odds in challenging instances.
"Even without seeing you, I've been preparing for our story."
Woohoo, I really got poked.
Many years after graduation, you bump into your first love again on the street. After she catches a glimpse of you, she walks quickly towards you. Your eyes are almost red. She suddenly whispers in your ear: Please look at my advance receipt:
"Flowers Across the River" by Ancient Dan Xiuzhen
Infinite Streaming "Returning to the Infinite World after Being Saved by the Evil God"
Gudan Palace "After marrying the right minister of the Ministry of Rites, I won"
Dudan "Cannon fodder wakes up and finds out he is Bai Yueguang"
Darlings, if you click on the favorites, you will get a diligent coder.
My dears, I am taking leave to review. I am not running away. I will try my best to save the manuscript, and I will update it, just a little less. The winter vacation will be full of updates, please don't give up on me.
Xiao Ling is still soft-hearted towards dog men.
He's so loving, hahaha, why don't you come and coax him?
Chi Ling took Lao to attack the dungeon, which is equivalent to having two more skills: prophecy + psychic medium (doge
Please push the column to preview the collection of "Those Years of Being a Passerby in a Weird World". Please pass by and collect it! Thank you everyone (Mom Mo)
Yu Chu unexpectedly learned that a relative who chose a house had left him a house in the city center. After graduating from the college entrance examination, he couldn't wait to check it out.
When he pressed the elevator button and reached the sixth floor, everything became strange.
In the corridor, a man in a suit had a crazy smile on his face. He raised a red chainsaw to chase the person in front of him. After seeing Yu Chu, he even said hello: "Are you a new neighbor? Hello."
Yu Chu: "? Are you taking a video?"
Neighbor: "Haha, you are really good at joking. Do you want to come to my house for a cup of tea?"
"No, thank you." Yu Chu walked out of the elevator. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a man covered in blood leaping into the elevator, with a look of joy on his face as he survived the disaster.
"It's a pity that he ran away." The neighbor shrugged and went home carrying the chainsaw.
Yu Chu: "?"
After staying in the new house and resting for one night, Yu Chu went downstairs to find breakfast.
In the breakfast shop, the guests were trembling, looking at the delicious, delicious food on the table was like looking at bone-eroding arsenic.
The shopkeeper smiled slightly, wiped the ketchup from his mouth, and said slowly: "Guests, please choose the food you like! Be sure to choose carefully."
Yu Chu calmly placed his order, and the shop owner started to get busy. Suddenly, all the customers except Yu Chu rushed out of the door and stood outside the door, shouting and laughing wildly.
Yu Chu: "!"
After two days of adapting to the new house, Yu Chu decided to reward himself with a graduation trip.
In the bus, the passengers were shivering, but Yu Chu, who had arrived late, sat down calmly.
In an instant, all the passengers looked at him with bright eyes. Only the man in black sitting in the last row raised the brim of his hat and said, "Are you coming to join the tour? What a coincidence, I am too."
Yu Chu: Do I know you?
Yu Chu gradually felt that the world seemed strange.
One day, several people showed up at his door claiming to be his distant relatives.
He watched the group of people in front of him warily, but finally did not let them in.
Unexpectedly, everyone was overjoyed.
"Great, we don't have to participate in this instance."
Yu Chu: What a strange group of people.
The neighbor opened the door and saw this scene, with a playful smile on his lips, "Xiaoyu, is someone bullying you? Do you want me to help you deal with them?"
Yu Chu's "distant relatives" seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world.
Yu Chu quickly stepped forward and held his neighbor's hand, and whispered to him: "Don't, there are many of them, there are only two of us! Let them go first."
Neighbors do as they please: "Everyone listens to you."
Over time, there has been a legend circulated among players that when an NPC named Yu Chu appears next to strange bosses, the survival rate of this copy will be greatly improved.
"Bread and bread" gave the author a big worm ~
Is there a typo by mistake?
Please push the pre-collection of "I Passed by the Melon Fields of the Entire Entertainment Circle". Kids, please click and add it to your collection if you pass by! Grateful!
Copywriting:
Shen Tingxing&Qi Yanzhi
1.
After graduating from college, Shen Tingxing awakened to the melon-eating system when he was about to sign a black-hearted employment contract.
System: Host, you can't sign! Black-hearted contract, leather bag company, after signing, you will be sent as a substitute to please the president of Shen Group!
Shen Tingxing: (The pressure to find a job is too great, have I finally gone crazy?)
System: The chairman of Shen Group is your biological father, and Lin Zhiyun, a female star who has been popular for 20 years, is your biological mother!
Shen Tingxing: (What do you mean? I am a rich second generation and I am going to be sent to be my father's substitute?)
Shen Tingxing: Sorry, I won't sign. I want to go find my mother!
Not long after, Lin Zhiyun won the Best Actress crown and cried in front of the camera to thank her son.
Lin Zhiyun: If it weren't for the stars, I wouldn't be where I am today. Now that I have found my son and realized my dream, I have no regrets in my life.
Netizen 1: What? The goddess has a son?
Netizen 2: I don't believe it, this is definitely fake!
Netizen 3: It is true that my son is mine. This is true. (Dog head jpg)
At the same time, the Shen Group publicly stated that the wife and children are their own.
Netizen: Cut it! Get hyped!
Later, when receiving the award, the well-known creator publicly stated: It was Mr. Xiao Shen who saved me. If I hadn't met him, I might have been unable to bear the pain and left this world long ago.
After the popular little flower took off her eyesight, her eyes were red: It was Mr. Shen who gave me the opportunity. I can stand here today. The honor belongs to me and to him.
Top idols, famous directors, and powerful screenwriters all came forward to thank Shen Tingxing.
Netizens were surprised to find that these people had transferred to the same company, and their boss was Shen Tingxing.
Netizen: It turns out that he helped my brother/sister when they were at their lowest point! Mr. Shen, I will not allow anyone to disobey you.
Later, netizens discovered that they could always see Mr. Shen in various places.
At the banquet, there was a battle between real and fake daughters. Shen Tingxing passed by calmly and signed the money with his backhand while screaming to persuade the young maid to fight.
System: Didn't you say you were coming to watch a show?
Shen Tingxing: She has a great high voice and should be suitable for the interlude of the next movie.
The loving couple in the entertainment industry were fighting on the set, and Shen Tingxing applauded and poached the crew's stylist.
System:…
Shen Tingxing: She is so amazing, she can actually put on makeup while avoiding attacks!
The paparazzi raided the cheating male star at the hotel at night, only to find that Shen Tingxing had already arrived.
Shen Tingxing: Good evening everyone!
Netizen: Mr. Shen, why is it you again?
2.
Shen Tingxing was bound to the melon-eating system. At first, he just wanted to find his relatives and live out his life peacefully.
But he grabbed the man who wanted to jump into the lake and stopped the slap on the young girl's face.
He found that he still couldn't turn a blind eye to the suffering of those around him.
He simply started a company.
Finally, he looked at the company's growing size, lowered his head and pondered: Are there so many unlucky people in the entertainment industry?
However, it's nice to see their fate changed.
Small theater:
Shen Tingxing and Qi Yanzhi appeared on a variety show together.
Shen Tingxing came closer and looked at Qi Yanzhi without blinking: Wow! You are so awesome! (System, help me see if he has any melons, and try to dig him out too.)
Qi Yanzhi raised his hand to cover his eyes: Don't look at me like that, I'll feel like I've been seen through.
System: In a sense, it is indeed correct.
Netizen: Mom, did I get real CP? !
2024.10.30 Version
"Even without seeing you, I've been preparing for our story." Woohoo, I really got poked.
Many years after graduation, you bump into your first love again on the street. After she catches a glimpse of you, she walks quickly towards you. Your eyes are almost red. She suddenly whispers in your ear: Please look at my advance receipt: "Flowers Across the River" by Ancient Dan Xiuzhen Infinite Streaming "Returning to the Infinite World after Being Saved by the Evil God" Gudan Palace "After marrying the right minister of the Ministry of Rites, I won" Dudan "Cannon fodder wakes up and finds out he is Bai Yueguang" Darlings, if you click on the favorites, you will get a diligent coder.
My dears, I am taking leave to review. I am not running away. I will try my best to save the manuscript, and I will update it, just a little less. The winter vacation will be full of updates, please don't give up on me.
Xiao Ling is still soft-hearted towards dog men. He's so loving, hahaha, why don't you come and coax him?
Chi Ling took Lao to attack the dungeon, which is equivalent to having two more skills: prophecy + psychic medium (doge
Please push the column to preview the collection of "Those Years of Being a Passerby in a Weird World". Please pass by and collect it! Thank you everyone (Mom Mo) Yu Chu unexpectedly learned that a relative who chose a house had left him a house in the city center. After graduating from the college entrance examination, he couldn't wait to check it out. When he pressed the elevator button and reached the sixth floor, everything became strange. In the corridor, a man in a suit had a crazy smile on his face. He raised a red chainsaw to chase the person in front of him. After seeing Yu Chu, he even said hello: "Are you a new neighbor? Hello." Yu Chu: "? Are you taking a video?" Neighbor: "Haha, you are really good at joking. Do you want to come to my house for a cup of tea?" "No, thank you." Yu Chu walked out of the elevator. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a man covered in blood leaping into the elevator, with a look of joy on his face as he survived the disaster. "It's a pity that he ran away." The neighbor shrugged and went home carrying the chainsaw. Yu Chu: "?" After staying in the new house and resting for one night, Yu Chu went downstairs to find breakfast. In the breakfast shop, the guests were trembling, looking at the delicious, delicious food on the table was like looking at bone-eroding arsenic. The shopkeeper smiled slightly, wiped the ketchup from his mouth, and said slowly: "Guests, please choose the food you like! Be sure to choose carefully." Yu Chu calmly placed his order, and the shop owner started to get busy. Suddenly, all the customers except Yu Chu rushed out of the door and stood outside the door, shouting and laughing wildly. Yu Chu: "!" After two days of adapting to the new house, Yu Chu decided to reward himself with a graduation trip. In the bus, the passengers were shivering, but Yu Chu, who had arrived late, sat down calmly. In an instant, all the passengers looked at him with bright eyes. Only the man in black sitting in the last row raised the brim of his hat and said, "Are you coming to join the tour? What a coincidence, I am too." Yu Chu: Do I know you? Yu Chu gradually felt that the world seemed strange. One day, several people showed up at his door claiming to be his distant relatives. He watched the group of people in front of him warily, but finally did not let them in. Unexpectedly, everyone was overjoyed. "Great, we don't have to participate in this instance." Yu Chu: What a strange group of people. The neighbor opened the door and saw this scene, with a playful smile on his lips, "Xiaoyu, is someone bullying you? Do you want me to help you deal with them?" Yu Chu's "distant relatives" seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world. Yu Chu quickly stepped forward and held his neighbor's hand, and whispered to him: "Don't, there are many of them, there are only two of us! Let them go first." Neighbors do as they please: "Everyone listens to you." Over time, there has been a legend circulated among players that when an NPC named Yu Chu appears next to strange bosses, the survival rate of this copy will be greatly improved.
"Bread and bread" gave the author a big worm ~ Is there a typo by mistake?
Please push the pre-collection of "I Passed by the Melon Fields of the Entire Entertainment Circle". Kids, please click and add it to your collection if you pass by! Grateful! Copywriting: Shen Tingxing&Qi Yanzhi 1. After graduating from college, Shen Tingxing awakened to the melon-eating system when he was about to sign a black-hearted employment contract. System: Host, you can't sign! Black-hearted contract, leather bag company, after signing, you will be sent as a substitute to please the president of Shen Group! Shen Tingxing: (The pressure to find a job is too great, have I finally gone crazy?) System: The chairman of Shen Group is your biological father, and Lin Zhiyun, a female star who has been popular for 20 years, is your biological mother! Shen Tingxing: (What do you mean? I am a rich second generation and I am going to be sent to be my father's substitute?) Shen Tingxing: Sorry, I won't sign. I want to go find my mother! Not long after, Lin Zhiyun won the Best Actress crown and cried in front of the camera to thank her son. Lin Zhiyun: If it weren't for the stars, I wouldn't be where I am today. Now that I have found my son and realized my dream, I have no regrets in my life. Netizen 1: What? The goddess has a son? Netizen 2: I don't believe it, this is definitely fake! Netizen 3: It is true that my son is mine. This is true. (Dog head jpg) At the same time, the Shen Group publicly stated that the wife and children are their own. Netizen: Cut it! Get hyped! Later, when receiving the award, the well-known creator publicly stated: It was Mr. Xiao Shen who saved me. If I hadn't met him, I might have been unable to bear the pain and left this world long ago. After the popular little flower took off her eyesight, her eyes were red: It was Mr. Shen who gave me the opportunity. I can stand here today. The honor belongs to me and to him. Top idols, famous directors, and powerful screenwriters all came forward to thank Shen Tingxing. Netizens were surprised to find that these people had transferred to the same company, and their boss was Shen Tingxing. Netizen: It turns out that he helped my brother/sister when they were at their lowest point! Mr. Shen, I will not allow anyone to disobey you. Later, netizens discovered that they could always see Mr. Shen in various places. At the banquet, there was a battle between real and fake daughters. Shen Tingxing passed by calmly and signed the money with his backhand while screaming to persuade the young maid to fight. System: Didn't you say you were coming to watch a show? Shen Tingxing: She has a great high voice and should be suitable for the interlude of the next movie. The loving couple in the entertainment industry were fighting on the set, and Shen Tingxing applauded and poached the crew's stylist. System:… Shen Tingxing: She is so amazing, she can actually put on makeup while avoiding attacks! The paparazzi raided the cheating male star at the hotel at night, only to find that Shen Tingxing had already arrived. Shen Tingxing: Good evening everyone! Netizen: Mr. Shen, why is it you again? 2. Shen Tingxing was bound to the melon-eating system. At first, he just wanted to find his relatives and live out his life peacefully. But he grabbed the man who wanted to jump into the lake and stopped the slap on the young girl's face. He found that he still couldn't turn a blind eye to the suffering of those around him. He simply started a company. Finally, he looked at the company's growing size, lowered his head and pondered: Are there so many unlucky people in the entertainment industry? However, it's nice to see their fate changed. Small theater: Shen Tingxing and Qi Yanzhi appeared on a variety show together. Shen Tingxing came closer and looked at Qi Yanzhi without blinking: Wow! You are so awesome! (System, help me see if he has any melons, and try to dig him out too.) Qi Yanzhi raised his hand to cover his eyes: Don't look at me like that, I'll feel like I've been seen through. System: In a sense, it is indeed correct. Netizen: Mom, did I get real CP? ! 2024.10.30 Version
Help, Lingling, you are so good at fishing
Brother Jiang, do you want to be so innocent?