The Little Zombie Is Determined to Make a Coffin

My dears, my next novel will be When I Became the Favorite of the Chief Eunuch, a story about a palace maid and a powerful eunuch. The blurb is at the end. Please add it to your collections!

[Hilarious, over-the-top little zombie x black-sesame-filled little mythical beast]

Xiao Lingdang transmigrates and becomes a hopping little zombie, changing species in the process. She also gets the must-have accessory for transmigrators: a System.

But... why does everyone else's System help them disrupt the government and become powerful ministers, or build business empires and become the richest people in the land?

Her System tells her, "Open a chain of Lingdang-brand coffin shops and let the coffin industry blossom everywhere!"

Xiao Lingdang: ...

What, am I supposed to put my skills to good use or something?

The only thing that comforts Xiao Lingdang is the obedient, well-behaved little cub she raises, who's so easy to squish.

*

When Xiao Lingdang enters a shop with a hiring notice posted outside to complete a System task,

the manager glances at her. "Can you cook?"

"Uh... no." With her cooking skills, she'd only be inflicting misery on others.

"Can you grow spirit herbs?"

"No..."

"Sing and dance?"

"Even less..."

The old man frowns and looks up at Xiao Lingdang. "Then what are you doing here?"

Xiao Lingdang forces a smile. "Didn't the notice say anyone with a special skill could apply?"

"And what special skill do you have?" the old man asks.

Xiao Lingdang gives a bashful smile. "I can make coffins... Does that count?"

*

The little cub Xiao Lingdang thinks is obedient and well-behaved casually snaps someone's hand bone when she's not looking, a cruel smile on his lips. "Who do you think you are, daring to covet my Sister Lingdang?"

But by Xiao Lingdang's side, the cub turns into a whimpering crybaby, holding out the hand he'd scratched and sobbing, "Sister Lingdang, it hurts so much."

When Xiao Lingdang is around, Xuan Ming can't even unscrew a bottle cap. When she's gone, he can unscrew someone's skull!

[Quick Reader's Guide]

1. The hero is Xuan Ming. He'll take human form later and start raising a child.

2. The hero grows up over the course of the story. He's a good boy on the outside, but a black-hearted one underneath.

3. Silly, goofy writing with a big imagination.

4. A progression story. The heroine gradually grows and becomes stronger.

5. You don't have to love it, but please don't hurt it.

Coming soon: When I Became the Favorite of the Chief Eunuch. This will be my next book! My dears, go check it out~ Give it a kiss and add it to your collection~

You can add my other upcoming books to your collection too~ -v- Mwah!

Blurb:

[I'm innocent, really, I'm pretending to be a naive little palace maid x I'm scheming and cruel, but utterly devoted to my wife, the powerful chief eunuch]

Someone once told Song Chunxi that the imperial palace was a place that devoured people, and without powerful backing, she wouldn't survive.

At first, Song Chunxi didn't take it to heart. She thought she just had to keep her head down and make it to the age of twenty-four, when she could leave the palace.

Then her younger brother died in her arms. Song Chunxi realized she needed to find someone powerful to protect her.

One snowy night, Song Chunxi knelt in the snow and grabbed the hem of someone's robe. She looked up at him with glistening eyes. "Eunuch Wei, please take pity on me."

*

With Wei Xuan's backing, Song Chunxi became the palace maid no one dared to offend. Later, she became a mistress of the palace.

Song Chunxi always thought Wei Xuan was just a pawn she was using to survive in the palace. But on the night she was meant to attend the emperor, she waited in vain for him and Wei Xuan came instead.

Seeing the mad panic in Wei Xuan's eyes, Song Chunxi froze. He gripped her around the waist and smiled faintly. "His Majesty is unwell tonight, so he has sent this servant to attend to you, My Lady."

That night, beneath swaying red candles, Wei Xuan held Song Chunxi captive in his arms and gently licked away the tears at the corners of her eyes. His gaze was possessive and mad. "A Xi, you're mine."

At that moment, Song Chunxi knew she couldn't escape.

*

In everyone's eyes, Wei Xuan was a ruthless, wicked eunuch whom everyone avoided like the plague. No one knew that this vicious Wei Xuan could be coaxed home by Song Chunxi with a single piece of malt candy.

Song Chunxi had been the moon in Wei Xuan's heart since childhood. When he saw her again, a wicked desire arose in him: he wanted to make that moon his own.

Theme: The Goddess of Fortune will always smile on those who strive!