A Fandom Reader's Wild Antics

As a rich, beautiful seme whose thought process had always been a little unusual, he especially loved reading novels. He loved them so much that after finishing a seme-focused story, he'd go looking for uke-focused ones to read. All the big-name authors in the novel community knew that a wealthy reader called [Seme Baby Is Baiting Me] was out there.

However, this rich reader's interests were so unusual that the stories he commented on ended up trending for all kinds of reasons:

[Simp Seme Story] He tipped the author and commented: Seme baby is so good at being a simp. My dick's getting hard, and you're so lucky, uke.

[Horny Seme Story] He sent several thousand yuan in tips and commented: Aaaah, seme baby is so shameless, but I love it! Seme baby, don't be shameless with the uke, be shameless with me instead, sob! Uke, you really, really, really have no taste.

[Devoted Dog Seme Story] He commented: Wow, a doggy seme baby! So cute, so cute! Come into my arms, I'll take care of you, sob sob sob sob. (Author, how much would it take for you to give me the doggy seme baby?)

[Substitute Seme Story] He commented: Seme baby, stop seeing him and be with me. I'll take care of you. Uke, are your eyes bad? The seme baby is obviously way prettier.

After enough comments and tips, GJ Literature City invited its authors and big-spending readers to an offline gathering.

An hour passed before the seme finally arrived, carried in the arms of the uke as he stepped down from a private jet. The uke nodded apologetically. "Sorry, my wife just fell asleep."

Hearing the word "wife," the seme called out loudly, "I'm a seme!"

The uke replied, "Mm."

Afterward, everyone learned that [Seme Baby Is Baiting Me] was the richest man's wife, and a seme to boot.

P.S.

1. Mutual pampering, with a slight bias toward the seme. A short, sweet story under 100,000 words, set in a fictional world.

2. Check the author's profile for trigger warnings.

3. This is fictional and isn't aimed at anyone. If you don't like it, please leave!

4. The full blurb will be in the author's note of Chapter 1.

Theme: Don't try to use a public channel to talk to someone whose interests are different from yours.