Why Are You Chopping My Fish Head? [Unlimited]

I'm sorry for the hard work of copywriting. [The next book will open "Full Attribute Garbled Code", please add it to your collection ~ See the advance copy at the bottom] ——Copywriting of this article—— [Double-personality stupid beauty, growth-type, strong force value, attack] VS [Dark-bellied wife slave, strong force value, attack] There is a type of BOSS with useless settings and useless abilities. Its main function is to attract players to recharge for domestic needs. This type of BOSS is simply called a vase. It has nothing but stunning beauty. Until one day, high-latitude creatures invaded, the program was tampered with, and the entire human world and the game world were highly integrated. Good news: The attribute points of the cow and horse bosses have been collectively strengthened. The bad news: players will die, really die. In this melee, the only one who was isolated was Yu Yu, who had been rated as the strongest vase in the dungeon all year round. The NPC team bullied him and tied him up as bait to trap players. The player's team just fucked him without hearing a word from him, and he was gone. Even the system was targeting him, and while the attributes of all members were enhanced, only his attributes were completely reduced. Even the charm value he was proud of was weakened by 0.01 Points. Yu Yu: "Why?!" Dog system, you give me back my foundation! Both humans and gods were angry at him, and the resurrection CDs were stacked and stacked until he met Shen Yuan, whose resurrection CDs had been stacked to 72 hours. Yu Yu doesn't have much hatred against the player. He is a kind fish, so he wants to save people. But he can't be too obvious. Lying in the electrified bath, he can only flapping his tail and whining twice to urge the player to leave quickly. However, the player who was more beautiful than him was holding a spatula, expressionlessly cutting off a fish-headed monster, and then raised his chin towards him: Tonight's dinner, fish heads with chopped peppers. Yu Yu:? ? ? ? No, are you sick? Why are you chopping my fish head? Shen Yuan: Because it's delicious. Yu Yu: ... God damn it's delicious! ********* The game has become a reality, humans are trapped, and the copy NPCs collectively rebel against Tiangang, going crazy and killing people wantonly with the blessing of instructions. Here, humans are like ants, NPCs are executioners, and only the remaining fish swim around. He was judged by the system to be in a team with the player. Standing on the opposite side of his former colleagues, he remained silent and silent, and even began to doubt what kind of existence he was. Until one day, he met a man walking sideways in the dungeon carrying a spatula. The man's expression was indifferent, and the spatula in his hand was still dripping with blood. The look in his eyes was inexplicably familiar. Yu Yu: "..." "Don't worry, as long as what you say is true, the menu tonight won't be fish head with chopped pepper." Yu Yu: "..." Isn't that right, brother? Do you also chop the head of the fish body and human head into pepper? ——Advance receipt copy—— When Yu Zhou woke up from a coma, he found that he was trapped in a brand new world. Almost everyone was racking their brains to survive, but Yu Zhou picked up a cub at the beginning, and even went shopping openly in front of those monsters. Passerby 1:... No? ! Is this person a king? How about shopping here and walking the kids? ! Passerby 2: Let me tell you something, this guy is so damn good-looking... The monsters who were forced to watch the parenting program in the dungeon were all dumbfounded. After realizing the contempt from Yu Zhou's behavior, the incompetent and furious monsters collectively rounded their arms in an attempt to save some unwarranted... Face in front of passers-by. Black long straight slit woman holding a brain-breaking hammer A decapitated, maggot-infested muscular man dragging a giant axe Fat nerd with big body smiling and playing with internet cable … Without exception, they all rushed towards Yu Zhou with full firepower. Just when everyone thought that Yu Zhou was certain to die, those copy monsters that were originally showing their teeth and claws were slapped one by one by Yu Zhou in front of everyone. The slapped copy monsters:...? ! ! ! Yu Zhou: You scared the baby. Passerby:? ! What is this? ! ! What is this? ! ! Yu Zhou: Well... It's weaker than expected. Passerby:? Do you call this weak? The frightened people met their thighs, and fell at Yu Zhou's feet one by one, wailing: Boss! Boss, take me with you! Yu Zhou, who was holding the child in his arms, acted as if he hadn't heard anything. He turned around and wandered around in the copy again. ***** As the difficulty of the dungeon increases, more and more people want to team up with Yu Zhou, including Lu Xun. Unlike other people who wanted to hug someone, Lu Xun joined just for Yu Zhou. He thinks Yu Zhou is a great beauty. With the blessing of the setting of punching a little monster, his interest in Yu Zhou has increased several degrees. So he asked Yu Zhou: How are your attribute points allocated? Yu Zhou, who didn't understand why, heard this and handed his hand to Lu Xun with his palm upward: Is this what you are talking about? Passers-by who were planning to copy Yu Zhou's attribute assignment poked their heads out and were stunned after just one glance: No! Boss, why are your attributes so garbled? ! ! ! Lu Xun:... Now it's even more interesting. Reading Guide 1. The natural beauty Shou, who looks cold but is actually three years old in emotional intelligence, is attacked by the crazy beauty who looks like a social butterfly but is actually cold. The two bosses lead the cub, a two-way redemption. 2. On the open palm is everyone's attribute panel. Yu Zhouzhou's attributes are all garbled. (The setting text will be revealed later) Intention: All dark nights will eventually pass.