Mu Yunhan was sure he'd had the worst luck imaginable in his previous life.
Born into a divine beast clan but unsuited to cultivation, he fell for his unrequited love, only to have his senior brother steal him away. In the end, he was killed after having his heart pierced by a sword and the two horns on his forehead severed...
After being reborn, he finally understood one thing: when neither career nor love works out, the best thing to do is lie flat and give up!
Mu Yunhan turned over a new leaf and became an obscure recluse. He stopped cultivating and stopped pursuing his unrequited love. Every morning, he even had to repeat three times: "I am a salted fish who has locked away his heart and sworn off love."
Strangely, both his senior brother, his sworn enemy whom he had never gotten along with, and the person he loved, who had always treated him like a little brother, began desperately trying to get his attention!
Mu Yunhan's heart gave a thump. When did I become part of your play?
Fine. To stay alive, he might as well see this through to the end.
So, pushed into the role, he became a little matchmaker and started working hard to ensure his senior brother and his beloved would live happily ever after.
The goal: two kids in three years, three in five!
Mu Yunhan's schemes were as fierce as a tiger's. But when he looked back at the results, he was so angry he nearly fell into his grave. He'd arranged time alone for the two of them, set the mood for a confession, and even escorted them all the way into the bridal chamber...
So why were his senior brother and he the ones lying in bed together in the end?!
Senior Brother: I'm very satisfied with your matchmaking service. I'll renew.
Also known as: I Tried to Find My Senior Brother a Wife, But He Ended Up Obsessing Over Me Instead (Not Really)
Sharp-tongued, morally dubious, sweet-on-the-outside and dark-within gong (true form: Kun) x a drama queen shou who has given up and hates trouble (true form: Bai Ze)
Blurb screenshot: 2023.9.22
Theme: Love and forgiveness
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm stupid! Why did I post all the updates tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!!!