New novel updating now: The Five-Year-Old County Lady Wins by Lying Flat in the Tang Dynasty with the Fourth Calamity. Please add it to your favorites!
He Gu was struck dead by heavenly lightning while ascending to immortality!
When she opened her eyes again, all her powers were gone, and she had transmigrated into the body of a female celebrity hated by the entire internet. She could earn cultivation techniques and money by solving cases and catching criminals!
He Gu: None of that matters! What matters is that merit can be exchanged for gossip!
Rumor had it that He Gu, plagued by scandals, was going on a dating show. She'd act like a tea-drinking green tea around female stars and cling to male stars for attention. How could a show with someone like her ever be peaceful?
The other guests' fans were disgusted. They banded together to send He Gu trending, loudly demanding that the production team replace her.
Just as curious onlookers clicked on the livestream to see the drama, a middle-aged man holding an axe suddenly came into view!
And the notorious attention-seeking green tea was the first to charge out. In a few quick moves, she subdued the criminal, using a cutting board to do it!
Onlookers: Where did you get a cutting board?
Antis: It's scripted! He Gu is trying to clear her name this way! Get out of show business!
Who knew the dating show would veer so far off course?
When the production team arranged a date, she dashed forward, pinned a passerby to the ground, and slapped them repeatedly with a cutting board.
Netizens were about to curse her out, but then they realized the passerby was a serial killer who had been on the run for ages!
The production team asked the guests to cook a romantic meal together, and she grabbed the simple, honest-looking butcher who sold pork.
He turned out to be the culprit in a cold case that had remained unsolved for more than a decade!
She even slapped a foreign visitor while waiting for the Ferris wheel.
She muttered, "You're the criminal!"
You're going after foreigners too?
Viewers: Please stop! My poor heart can't take it anymore. You turned a perfectly good dating show into a crime scene!
Antis: Don't look at me. What antis? I'm a fan who's followed her since her debut.
Authorities: All right, all right, we're on our way! We've already got a desk ready for you!
One commendation after another from the A City Public Security Bureau sent her straight to the top of the trending list!
When the director saw this, he rushed to cling to her leg. "My dear, my godmother! You're like a second set of parents to me. Please don't leave the show!"
A sweet-looking rising star: "Sis, save me! I know I'm your favorite!"
A puppy-like top-tier star: "Sis, don't be scared! I'll protect you!"
Even the famously aloof award-winning actress bashfully hid behind He Gu. "Ahem, little sis, you're amazing!"
Fans covered their faces: My sister/brother has fallen for my fave! They climbed over to her side before I did!
After catching one criminal after another, He Gu finally realized something and turned to look at the hanger-on behind her.
He Gu: So your constitution just attracts bad people?
Zheng Yiqing: ...Honey, help! I've run into another bad person~
Zheng Yiqing's fans, who had kept shouting for He Gu to leave show business, suddenly realized that it wasn't He Gu who was clinging to their idol. Zheng Yiqing was the one following He Gu around every day!
The newly formed He Gu fan club: What do I do? His fans are going to tear me apart!
Onlookers: He Gu fans, hide behind me! I used to be a fan of XXX!
Please add the new novel to your favorites: The Five-Year-Old County Lady Wins by Lying Flat in the Tang Dynasty with the Fourth Calamity.
Tuantuan was made a county lady at birth, but grew up to the age of five in Taoyuan County, a godforsaken place.
Mountains surrounded it on three sides, life was hard, and Tuantuan had only her wet nurse by her side.
She used to worry every day about what she would eat,
until she bound herself to the Fourth Calamity Development System.
In the real world, a full-dive game had just launched.
The players entered the game and stared at the leaky shack and the little county lady sucking on her fingers, lost in thought.
[Main Quest: Help the county lady develop her fief.]
What a realistic game!
The players eagerly accepted the main quest.
Not enough food? No problem, let's develop hybrid rice right away.
The thatched house leaks? Don't worry, the cement is already being made.
Too dark to see at night? Hold on, the streetlights will be powered up in a moment!
With a 3:1 time ratio, Taoyuan County changed beyond recognition in the players' hands every single day.
And Tuantuan, the central figure in the main quest, received one-on-one guidance from countless top players and underwent a complete transformation.
At seven, she discussed poetry and philosophy with others, poised and carefree.
Her opponent called himself the Azure Lotus Hermit. The players rushed over to take photos: It's the real Li Bai!
At nine, she wrote A Five-Year Development Plan for Taoyuan County overnight.
The players only belatedly realized: Wait, how did my soft, cuddly little county lady turn into my client?
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The An Lushan Rebellion broke out, and Li Longji fled to Shu in a panic.
An Lushan thought victory was all but certain.
Who could have known that, thousands of miles away, in Jiannan Circuit...
[Final Quest unlocked: Leave Sichuan.]
[Congratulations to the Host and all players. The map of the entire realm has been unlocked.]
An Lushan stared at the steel behemoth before him, lost in thought.
He had assumed everyone was still in the age of cold weapons.
But what he was facing was...
[The Eighth-Century Fourth Calamity: Infrastructure Fanatics, One Hundred Thousand Undying Players, an 80% literacy rate in Jiannan Circuit, a thousand catties of grain per mu, the electrical age, tank battles, air drops...]
An Lushan: "Are we still in the Tang Dynasty?"
Li Longji rejoiced. "My empire is saved!"
Tuantuan drove past in a car. "It's my empire."
Theme: Punish evil and promote good.
I got goosebumps when I saw this picture and felt a resonance.
Hey, I'm not in the entertainment industry, but I'd like to ask, if female stars don't deal with each other, will they be so obviously tit-for-tat on variety shows? I always thought it would be the kind of person who would poke trouble behind his back after recording the show. For example, buying a hot search, or using your own connections in the circle to grab other people's resources.
Suddenly I feel so annoyed, why am I becoming more and more metaphysical. I thought it was just a little bit okay before, but now...
"He Guye not only frowned" but also gave the author a big worm~ Can't help but
"He can actually or" give the author a big worm~ alive
"Help her clear away the yellow sand on her body" This is a big bug for the author~ clean up
Xiao Gu's mother is so interesting
"Do you still remember the Political Law of the Tomb of Ten Thousand Bones?" This is a big bug for the author~ Formation
Hahahahahahaha all the ladies: It's broken. This is coming for me.
"She grabbed Qiao Yunxiang's neighbor and wouldn't let go", which gave the author a big bug~ arm