[Douluo / The Unrivaled Tang Sect] I Can't Believe I'm the Novel's Protagonist!

After awakening his Martial Soul, a book appeared in Huo Yuhao's Sea of Consciousness. He had read only a few pages before his toes curled so hard with embarrassment, he could have dug out an entire Shrek City. The male lead in the book had exactly the same name as him! Even worse, some of the characters in the book were people he knew. The novel's "senior disciple of the Tang Sect" was his cousin, the protagonist's "sworn elder sister" was his grandaunt, and his "teammate at the academy" was his deskmate in primary school... After entering Shrek Academy, he really did get a roommate with pink-and-blue hair. According to the book, this handsome guy was the first form of the girlfriend who would eventually be cobbled together from multiple people. Huo Yuhao shuddered on the spot. Men and women should keep their distance. He wanted a new room, right now! But now that he had this book, maybe he could change a few things. Before the Soul Engineer tournament began, he had to make sure the senior students wore Defensive Soul Tools; protect Teacher Electrolux and help him repair his shattered soul; establish the Spirit Pagoda and ease relations between humans and spirit beasts... Most importantly, he had to get rid of all these awful love interests. He didn't want a girlfriend pieced together from different people, or a suddenly appearing grown-up son. Whether Wang Dong or Wang Qiu'er, he didn't want either of them to die. They were never the same person in the first place. Sister Juzi has her own bright future, too. She doesn't need to get involved with him. Huo Yuhao believes he can definitely make all of this happen. After all, he's the protagonist of a novel! 1. Original characters and plenty of my own headcanon appear. This fan fiction draws on settings from the original, the manga, and the anime, making it the ultimate mash-up. 2. As the blurb says, Qiu'er and Dong'er are separate people, and neither has a romance with Xiao Huo. They're all great teammates! 3. The Sun Moon Empire will unify the continent, but He Caitou will take revenge in a different way. 4. Xiao Huo's pairing is Xiao Hongchen, because two guys in science and engineering will have plenty to talk about. Here's a taste of their daily life: Brother Xiao: This is the Soul Tool I've just invented, the Golden-Eyed Black Dragon King MK2000. You're going to lose, Huo Yuhao! Xiao Huo: It's too early to say who will win. Hear my summons, come forth, my newly made Soul Tool, the Golden-Eyed Black Dragon King Zhao Dabao! Theme: Don't be a puppet on someone else's strings