My Archenemy Is Actually a BL Fan

[Stoic, gap-moe daddy-type gong x Adorable introverted leukemia patient shou]

One day, an interview about an absolutely absurd incident in A City went viral

[Person involved: The Princess, Tang Su]:

...I really was there to discuss the filming plan. I don't know why, but the moment I walked in, I got dragged into hearing that the sponsor loves BL and is gay, and even cried for love at a bar. The most ridiculous part is that the sponsor's secret crush has the exact same name as me.

Then the sponsor showed up, and it turned out to be my archenemy!

That's when I found out my archenemy doesn't just love BL, he even secretly wrote me a love letter and had a crush on me for seven years. ...He sure can keep a secret.

[Person involved: The family member with a stomachache, Yu Mingzhou]:

I came home and immediately saw a stone-cold face I hadn't seen in three years. He wouldn't listen to my suggestions for the plan, and his mental state seemed completely out there. When he left, he even inexplicably called me disgusting.

...He used to think I was good-looking. I don't know what was wrong this time. Maybe he hasn't recovered from his illness.

[Person involved: Love's security guard, Yu Yuqing]:

You have no idea! I almost got caught reading BL!!!

Things were urgent, but luckily I was quick on my feet. I pinned the whole thing on my brother in just a few words, then revealed his ultimate secret to finally divert their attention.

...But I think I diverted it a little too successfully. I may have scared the other person, and my brother's in a pretty complicated mood too.

[Reading guide]

1. The cozy everyday life of a seasoned introvert recovering from leukemia and his archenemy's family member, who could do stand-up comedy;

2. Everyone's here for the laughs. A tiny bit of illness-related content, no angst, happy ending!

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The Fengdu Underworld Gossip Security Guard

The nine-tailed fox demon Hua Zhiyu was wicked through and through in life. After charging through mountains of corpses and seas of blood into the underworld, the first thing she said upon meeting the Lord of the Underworld was, "I'm here to find someone."

The Lord of the Underworld rose in a fury, slapped the desk, and gave three orders:

", Make them drink! No, just kick them into the river and pickle them!"

"There's a vacant position in Fengdu. Send them there! Right away!!"

"One hundred entries in the merit ledger. They don't get to reincarnate until they've filled it!"

Three days later, Hua Zhiyu, well-pickled by the waters of the River of Forgetfulness, entered Fengdu holding her employment form, her mind completely blank.

Hua Zhiyu asked for directions: "How do I get to the Ghost King's office?"

The ghost guard's ears perked up. "Where?"

Hua Zhiyu: "The Ghost King's off, "

"Funny one, aren't you? Our little Ghost King could never afford an office," the guard said, pointing down to the very bottom of the job rankings. "The Security Department's over there. Go on, pick any seat."

Hua Zhiyu: ...

A thought flashed through her mind: Wu Liao, you're dead.

Then she thought about it again: Who's Wu Liao?

No idea.

*

The Ghost Emperor Wu Liao had been having the same nightmare over and over lately:

The little fox demon he'd once teased chased him headlong into the Netherworld, disguised herself as a ghost guard to ask where he lived, climbed into his bed in the middle of the night, and whispered into his ear, "Wu Liao, you're dead."

After being tormented for more than ten days straight, he decided it was like being haunted by a demon in broad daylight.

So he went on a trip and sought out a fortune-teller famous across the land.

The fortune-teller stroked his beard. "My friend, you've fallen in love."

Wu Liao's heart trembled three times. "Impossible, "

The fortune-teller continued, "There is a way to break the spell. Bring them to me..."

Before he could finish, someone yanked the fortune-telling banner and its pole right out of the ground.

Hua Zhiyu peeled off a penalty notice and slapped it onto the fortune-teller's forehead. "Unlicensed street vending. Fine: fifty million."

Then she looked back at Wu Liao. "Are you in this together?"

Wu Liao: ...!!!

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