A Guide to Ascension

The upcoming novel Treating the World, But Treating the Wrong Person has its blurb below~

Blurb:

Si Jin transmigrated into the corpse of the former greatest sword cultivator in the Immortal Realm.

The original owner had outstanding cultivation and peerless sword skills. She was a cool, aloof senior sister admired by all, yet she was bullied to death in an unbelievable tragedy.

She came back to life and looked at her new body, covered in scars. She thought she was about to die again...

Fine! If they want to kill her, she’ll run! If she can’t beat them, she’ll flee! She has two legs, so how could they possibly catch her?!

It looked like she was fleeing for her life, but it was really a vacation. She reached the mortal world and wanted to eat her way through the place, then buy a little courtyard and enjoy her golden years. Instead, she ran into an unbelievably handsome man on a road where ghosts often appeared at night.

This was it! A gorgeous young man seen once in five thousand years!

She swallowed, ignored everyone warning her that he was a monster, and cheerfully sidled up to him. “Hey, you smell so good.”

Oh my god! He even felt cool and smooth to the touch! She hadn’t expected to get to enjoy squishing someone here!

Wei Xiuheng glanced at her, slowly breaking into a smile as his fingertips brushed her face. “Miss Si, would you like to become my medicine subject?”

Si Jin shivered and immediately changed her tune. “Hey, you can’t do that.”

*

Wei Xiuheng, second son of the Demon Lord, was beautiful, alluring, and powerful. In a sense, he really was a once-in-five-thousand-years beauty.

He had always been alone, his life entirely uneventful. But when he met Si Jin, it felt like ice-cold water had collided with a blazing fire.

Snake cultivators were naturally cold, but he alone had a special fondness for warm things.

She ran hot, had a strong yang essence, and was soft and adorable to the touch. She was simply perfect to hold.

As luck would have it, Si Jin loved the cold, so they complemented each other perfectly.

Wei Xiuheng supported his cultivation partner all the way to the Deity Transformation stage.

After she survived the lightning tribulation and was reborn from head to toe, he whispered in her ear, “Xiao Jin, I don’t think you’re from this world.”

Si Jin broke out in a cold sweat. “Could you please not read too much into it?”

He made sure to get the truth out of her in person. Eight days and eight nights passed like a nightmare of rolling clouds and crashing waves, as if he would split her apart.

Si Jin struggled to reach for a phone that wasn’t there and shouted through her tears, “Hello? Is this 110? Hurry up and come arrest a criminal!”

1v1, a light plot-driven story, also known as A Guide to Surviving as a Cannon Fodder and The Greatest Sword Cultivator Takes the Wrong Path

See the upcoming novel Treating the World, But Treating the Wrong Person on my profile.

Blurb:

After Yan Lan left her sect, she went around radiating a faint aura of death.

Her master told her she had to spend three years doing fieldwork and writing patient observation reports before she could qualify for ascension. He even personally chose a patient for her: the eldest son of a cultivation family. He was gentle and serene as a god, but unfortunately, he was close to death.

Thanks to her master’s concern, Yan Lan’s corpse felt all warm inside, and even her livor mortis had faded in a few places.

She packed up and hurried to the Chi family. When she saw the eldest young master Chi in person, her eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

So he really is gorgeous!

She silently wiped away her drool, just as Chi Yuan woke from his sleep and met her gaze.

She pretended to be calm. “Hello, I’ll be your attending physician from now on.”

When Chi Yuan awoke from the darkness, the first thing he saw was the eyes of an unfamiliar healer.

Suppressing the murderous intent churning within him, he told her to get lost, warning that he’d kill her if she didn’t.

Yan Lan was a doctor with a heart of gold. She patted his head. “You can’t make a scene at the hospital.”

Time passed. Just as the treatment was nearing its end, she carried medicine into the room and discovered that the person who had been lying in bed had vanished.

The eldest young master of a righteous cultivation family suddenly appeared behind her and smiled. “Miss Yan, you saved the wrong person.”

Yan Lan was shocked. She scrambled onto the bed. As she watched him, his whole body seething with demonic energy, draw closer and closer, she finally understood what had happened.

She had saved the wrong person.

The Demon Realm was filled with constant slaughter. Chi Yuan had to hide his identity and take refuge with a family while he recovered from his injuries. He never expected a daft healer to show up one day and declare that she would treat him until he was in perfect health.

Chi Yuan still needed to keep his identity hidden, so he refrained from strangling her.

He never drank the medicine she brewed for him. He poured out every batch and lied that he’d finished it. Yan Lan could only wonder why he wasn’t getting better despite taking so much medicine.

On the day his identity was exposed, Yan Lan insisted on going back up the mountain to her sect. Chi Yuan dragged her back and made her look at the fresh wounds on his back.

“Miss Yan, please keep treating me,” he pleaded softly.

Yan Lan hesitated for a long while, then agreed.

He guided her to look at another place. “Actually, I’ve got another injury. Could you treat it for me...”

Yan Lan looked over. Her head buzzed, and she quickly made her decision. “Cut it off at the root!”

Chi Yuan had spent half his life alone, living by the blade and bristling with thorns. In the end, he knelt on top of her.

In truth, it was nothing more than spring rain gently melting winter ice, flowers blooming on dead trees, and new shoots sprouting from mud.

Theme: Always keep your childlike wonder