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Blurb below
[A naturally rebellious emperor gong x a laid-back, idle beauty shou]
Xu Fengting transmigrates into a book. As a cannon-fodder character, his task is simple: raise the little antagonist. That's all.
Xu Fengting: Easy. I'm good at this.
"Kiddo! Are you hungry? I bet you don't know how to cook."
The little antagonist immediately rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen.
"Kiddo! Are you cold? I bet you can't find a cloak."
The little antagonist trotted off on his short legs, huffing and puffing as he fetched a thick cloak and wrapped it around the man's shoulders.
Then he expertly climbed onto Xu Fengting, lifted the cloak, and tucked himself inside.
He'd planned to lie flat until the story was over, but the kid was so well-behaved that he couldn't help interfering with the plot. From then on, he was stuck on the road to saving the little antagonist.
Xu the Lazy Fish's daily inner monologue:
Living is exhausting. I'll lie down for a while;
I'd better get up and fight for it, or the kiddo will die.
Ten years later, the little antagonist had grown up safe and sound, while a certain sickly man had miraculously managed to stay alive.
Xu Fengting: Huh?
What puzzled him even more was that the kid seemed to be getting clingier and clingier. Then, after an accident forced the two of them to spend the night together, Xu Fengting was too embarrassed to face him and ran away in a panic.
Before he could enjoy his freedom for long, someone knocked him unconscious and kidnapped him.
When he opened his eyes again, he was in the imperial palace.
The antagonist he'd raised himself had pinned him to the bed, leaving him unable to move.
"Brother, who taught you to leave without saying goodbye?"
The antagonist's expression was darker than ever, and his hands were wandering, too.
Xu Fengting: !!!
Where's my big, obedient kiddo?!
Everyone in the capital knew that the new emperor had captured a beauty from among the common people and kept him pampered in the harem.
The beauty had a delicate face beneath simple clothes, a frail, chronically ill body, and a frown that only made him more stunning.
From then on, the emperor stopped attending court, and all the officials said the Great Xia Dynasty was doomed.
The System detected a major deviation from the original story and issued one final mission:
Correct the plot and help the Great Xia Dynasty reach its destined golden age.
After Xu the Lazy Fish had spent some time lying in bed
A reclusive miracle doctor joined the Imperial Academy of Medicine, all because the beauty said:
I don't have much time left.
A wastrel heir put on armor and went to battle, all because the beauty said:
May the land be at peace.
Xu Fengting lounged around by himself, while one by one, he sent his old friends into the court to work themselves to the bone.
He gazed upon the golden age and peacefully faked his death.
What he didn't know was that after his death:
The antagonist held his corpse for three days and nights without sleeping, seeking mystical answers everywhere;
The general, returning from the battlefield, pointed his sword at the imperial throne and blamed the new emperor for failing to protect him;
Even the male lead tried to kill the female lead for his sake;
The whole Great Xia descended into chaos.
[Reader's Guide]
1. The shou transmigrates with his own body. He'll return after faking his death.
2. This is a fictional setting with countless original additions, a small amount of fantasy, and some references to sorcery using Gu.
3. The shou has a few intimate scenes with the supporting gong characters. It's only a little, and the plot pushes him into it. There's no kissing and they don't go all the way, but if that's a dealbreaker, run!!!
4. This is a everyone-loves-him story with plenty of scenes focusing on the shou. Please check the tags.
5. I could only feed myself since there was nothing to read. This is pure wish fulfillment, so don't overthink the logic. The political intrigue is all made up. Just read it as a mindless power fantasy. The author's feelings are easily hurt, so please go easy on the criticism (bows and apologizes).
6. I'll revise the story after it's complete. I can't be bothered to mark every chapter, so chapters marked (revised) have had major revisions!! I take no responsibility for pirated versions. Please read the official version.
Blurb written in November 2023, screenshot saved.
Theme: Love brings an end to each other's wandering
The life and death of the supporting characters are really just a matter of the author's thoughts. Liao Liao's words sent Ji Lianjue into an endless hell for the rest of his life. . . . But it's obvious that he just loved someone he shouldn't have loved.
Don't forget that Yao's brother hasn't appeared yet [Cat Claw]
Take good care of yourself so that you can write a fat chapter! The best thing about a certain escape is to watch Xiao Gong go completely crazy. Then the supporting characters follow the aura of the heartthrob and cry. Meng Bao sees his own heart clearly in the parting, and returns to his soul to see the wolf cubs day and night. He kneels down to beg for victory. His red eyes give life and his expression is broken. He changes into a widower and has a good taste 🐰
Hahahaha (*^▽^*) I got the new usage of Duan Ping hahahahaha
So the best dish Ono cooks is pork ribs! It's pork ribs made just for Tingting! ! ! 🥺
Throw flowers! ! ! It's so beautiful, I love it so much!
This chapter has been released, the ellipses are all deleted parts, and it has been put in the paragraph commentary.
It looks great... I ordered it all in one go especially if I have an appetite. Looking forward to new works 🤩
You can still use paragraph comment like this hhhhh
Ahhhh, I didn't expect that there would be an extra update. I used to think that the extras were not enough to watch, and I felt regretful and happy.
The life and death of the supporting characters are really just a matter of the author's thoughts. Liao Liao's words sent Ji Lianjue into an endless hell for the rest of his life. . . . But it's obvious that he just loved someone he shouldn't have loved.
Don't forget that Yao's brother hasn't appeared yet [Cat Claw]
Take good care of yourself so that you can write a fat chapter! The best thing about a certain escape is to watch Xiao Gong go completely crazy. Then the supporting characters follow the aura of the heartthrob and cry. Meng Bao sees his own heart clearly in the parting, and returns to his soul to see the wolf cubs day and night. He kneels down to beg for victory. His red eyes give life and his expression is broken. He changes into a widower and has a good taste 🐰
Hahahaha (*^▽^*) I got the new usage of Duan Ping hahahahaha
So the best dish Ono cooks is pork ribs! It's pork ribs made just for Tingting! ! ! 🥺
Throw flowers! ! ! It's so beautiful, I love it so much!
This chapter has been released, the ellipses are all deleted parts, and it has been put in the paragraph commentary.
It looks great... I ordered it all in one go especially if I have an appetite. Looking forward to new works 🤩
You can still use paragraph comment like this hhhhh
Ahhhh, I didn't expect that there would be an extra update. I used to think that the extras were not enough to watch, and I felt regretful and happy.