Coming soon: The Background Character Gets Rich in an Old-School Romance, a lighthearted, silly comedy. Please add it to your reading list!
Synopsis:
Song Zhiyi had a dream. In it, her twin brother, Song Zhiyu, was a sacrificial supporting male character in an entertainment-industry novel, the kind of hopeless simp who'd follow the woman he loved straight to his grave.
When she woke up, fury surged through her. Armed with the character-profile cards she'd acquired in her dream, she grabbed a little folding stool, took the title of assistant, and stuck close to her brother.
Along the way, she'd use the profile cards to dig up gossip... ahem, to weed out potential dangers.
As for celebrities whose careers imploded, marriage scandals, and people getting locked up, what did any of that have to do with her? She was just enjoying some gossip!
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On set, Song Zhiyi hugged a watermelon and frowned at the third male lead, who slicked back his bangs to show off his greasy charm.
[That face says he's a natural at working the sewing machine. Let's check my little notebook.]
[Good grief, he's guilty of all three: gambling, prostitution, and drugs, and he still wants to chase my little brother?! No way. For my brother's sake, I have to keep him away. Maybe we should just cancel the shoot. It's not like this show could air anyway.]
Third Male Lead: ...
Director: ...
Help! I've spent four years preparing this show! Replace him, replace him... Wait, Song Zhiyu, don't leave! Leave your sister here!
At a variety show with the idol group, Song Zhiyi again carried her folding stool and sat behind the monitors, eating ice cream. Then a black-haired boy suddenly appeared, stunning her so much she nearly bit through the stick.
[Is that an angel? Mom, I saw an angel!]
[If I were the boss, I'd promote him. Why promote that guy who's at least five years older than he claims, whose career collapsed as soon as he got famous because he privately contacted his top fan, and who's now nowhere to be found? Besides, he's not even good at his job. How did he get hired?]
Boss: That's true. Who signed that guy? Investigate thoroughly!
[So he slept with the boss's husband. Ew, her husband is the one who bottoms when he's with men? Spicy.]
Boss: ... Stop filming. She's going to get a divorce.
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Song Zhiyu had been extremely enthusiastic about work lately. For one thing, he really had a lot of offers. For another, his sister shared all the juicy gossip she'd heard with him whenever they finished work!
You can't imagine how much fun it is to be a little gossip-hungry melon-eating critter!
Unfortunately, he couldn't share gossip indiscriminately. So Song Zhiyu would find someone and casually brag about having such a great sister. Eventually, every entertainer at the company started avoiding him. Everyone except one person: Qi Nanfeng, an up-and-coming singer-songwriter.
The two naturally became friends, until one day, in an underground parking garage, Song Zhiyu saw Qi Nanfeng with red eyes, being pinned against a wall by a familiar figure who grabbed his collar with one hand and his waist with the other, kissing him.
Song Zhiyu's eyes reddened too: I thought of you as a brother, and you want to become my brother-in-law?
--- Coming soon: The Background Character Gets Rich in an Old-School Romance ---
On her eighteenth birthday, Lu Renjia accidentally stumbled upon a car accident and got a concussion. The concussion also gave her a boost in intelligence.
For the first time in her life, she took a hard look at how things were going. The more she thought about it, the more confused she became.
Some people, like herself, were named Lu Renjia or Lu Renyi, names that were easy to misread if you thought about them too hard. Fine. But how could someone be named Shang Anjieli Yingxue Liuli Katejielinna Bingzhimengdie? Wouldn't that be a pain to write on exams?
And everyone had black hair and black eyes, so why was Shang... Mengdie's hair rainbow-colored and glowing? Wait, her tears reflected the light too. So dazzling! Those were diamonds, right? They were diamonds!
Hey, you over there, girl who looks like a little bunny! Stop! That's your third cup of milk tea you've spilled on me this week. Don't bounce around while you walk! Watch where you're going!
Most importantly, don't stop her from picking up diamonds!
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Lu Renjia finally realized this was a very strange world.
The bad news: She was normal.
The good news: Same as the bad news.
After her third outfit was ruined by spilled milk tea, she spent three hours reflecting on her mistakes, then used the diamonds she'd picked up to buy stakes in three shops:
a milk tea shop, a dry cleaner's, and a clothing store.
The milk tea shop currently had only one customer: Tang Tang, the walking goddess of fortune who spilled milk tea wherever she went. But the clothing shop and dry cleaner's next door were doing more than just booming!
Tang Tang, from now on, she'll cover all your milk tea. Drink more, spill more!
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Lu Renjia gradually grew unsatisfied with her peaceful, happy, and wealthy life. By chance, she applied for a job as a housekeeper for a rich family.
The job was simple.
1. Tell the CEO: "I haven't seen the young master smile so happily in ages."
2. When the CEO's stomach condition flared up, call a doctor and remind him to take his medicine on time.
3. Tell the woman the CEO brings home: "You're the first woman the young master has cared this much about."
Lu Renjia completed the first two tasks perfectly, but could someone tell her why she had to say the third line while looking in the mirror?
And you, Lu Renyi! You look so honest and straightforward. Who'd have thought you'd secretly become a CEO behind your friends' backs?!
Theme: Expose lies
Oh my god, my eyes, I can't bear just reading the words.
What a miserable man. I just want to know how long he has been floating in the sky.
Ah! Baojuan my?, My eyes! My eyes! My eyes!
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Sheep excrement eggs, bitten by chickens, turned upside down hahahahahahahaha
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No matter how you write it, it doesn't feel right. I'll update it tomorrow. Kowtow.
Really good at playing, for a moment I thought I was in Haitang
Update it quickly, no one in the production team will take you to rest like this.
The scumbag should be punished instead of himself