Hehehe, Your Home Is Gone

Ji Yiyou transmigrates into a melodramatic wuxia novel.

The good news: Her original self is the legitimate daughter of the Chancellor, with a huge fortune and a life of luxury.

The bad news: She's landed in the prequel.

Her dream of roaming the martial world and dominating the pugilistic world turns into a struggle against concubines and a battle with her half-sister, all while fighting for her life in a powerful family. Worse still, the Crown Prince is forty, with a wife and children of his own, yet he wants to send eight sedan bearers to bring her into the palace as a concubine.

Ji Yiyou: ...How am I supposed to play this game?!

The day after she starts wondering if she's landed in the wrong book, a blood-soaked... assassin falls from the sky?

Ji Yiyou knows better than to save some strange man she finds by the roadside. But for ten thousand taels of gold, he can assassinate that old Crown Prince again. Who wouldn't be tempted?

An incredibly useful tool like this is too good not to save.

Only... are all assassins this lovesick?

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Yin Yusang rose to fame at a young age. He is the current master of Fuyin Palace and a renowned assassin throughout the martial world.

His father doesn't care for him, his mother doesn't love him, and the only maid who ever treated him well is determined to marry into wealth and status.

His life looks glorious on the surface, but in truth he has nothing.

Everything Yin Yusang has was won by fighting his way through mountains of corpses and seas of blood from childhood. To him, love has always been poison that cuts to the heart.

Until he met someone.

The pampered young lady, living high in her family's inner quarters, was trapped in a cage.

But her eyes were bright, her hands were warm, she loved wearing vivid colors and often did pointless things. She was nothing like the demure young ladies in storybooks.

Yet she said:

[I refuse to accept my fate.]

[Why should I accept my fate?]

[If something blocks the road ahead, move it aside.]

And so, on that day,

in the largest inn in the northern city, beneath the yellow sands of the desert,

a handsome young man with black hair and dark robes

pushed open the door to the finest guest room

and held out his hand to the young lady, who had been tricked and was flushed from head to toe but still stubbornly holding back her voice. He said gently:

[Stop holding it in. You're already hurt. Come here.]

[Trust me.]

[Nothing will change.]

#I want to roam the five lakes and four seas with her

#To travel across the nine regions together

#Of course, she can do whatever she wants to me

#A lovesick man is the best dowry a woman could ask for

[Demure young lady x assassin of the martial world]

An imaginary setting. Everything is fictional and unrelated to reality.

[The companion story, "After Becoming a Demonic Cult Enchantress, I Gave Up and Took It Easy," is complete.]

A new story in the same series, "I Picked Up a Young Man from Miaojiang," is available for pre-order. Please add it to your collection!!!

Jiang Luyu knows a thing or two about picking people up.

On her first day in Shu, in a poisonous forest shrouded in miasma, she found a wounded young man curled among the dead leaves. His eyelashes were damp, and he looked like an abandoned calico kitten. In a hoarse voice, he called her, "Big Sister."

Half a month later, she came across bandits causing trouble. She wiped out their stronghold single-handedly and found a strange little girl inside.

The girl wore a floral dress, had a neat shoulder-length haircut, and carried a white bag at her waist filled with bizarre objects she'd never seen before.

The girl wasn't quite right in the head and kept muttering incomprehensible things.

Later, Jiang Luyu noticed that the young man often vanished for no reason, and wherever he went, poisonous snakes appeared in large numbers.

Then one day, she saw the frail, delicate young man choke a fellow scholar to death with one hand in a bamboo grove.

Xi Li first met Jiang Luyu at a martial arts tournament.

The second time was when he was ambushed and lost all his inner power, and a young woman appeared out of nowhere.

Without letting on, he hid his weapon and covered the poisonous snake coiled around his forearm with his sleeve. When he looked up, his eyes held nothing but fear. "Big Sister, I'm scared."

Before long, a chattering little girl appeared by her side, winning her heart with all manner of strange objects.

Not long after that, a poor scholar appeared on his way to the capital to take the imperial examinations. The young woman fussed over him and took care of him in every way.

There are so many people. Kill one, and another shows up. It never ends.

As the scales tipped and a torrential rain poured down, he entered her room carrying a lantern. The love-afflicting Gu in the young woman's body had taken effect, and she was burning hot all over.

Xi Li knelt beside the bed and kissed her lips. "Big Sister, you shouldn't have run away."

[So righteous it's almost wicked, the shining light of the righteous sect x a scheming young man from Miaojiang]

Theme: Keep your passion alive and journey toward the mountains and seas