Streamer, Stop Messing Around

A 150,000-character short story, a sweet bedtime treat

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Until he was twenty-one, Wen Xuyan firmly believed he was straight.

Then, one year, he unexpectedly met Xiao Tingbai, who had just come of age. It was like stepping out of the beginner village with a wooden sword only to run into a top-tier incubus. He fought with all his might and couldn't win. Just like that, he went completely gay.

And so began a decade-long secret crush.

Who could he even complain to about this?

But it's obvious that a secret crush can't stay hidden. Even if you cover your eyes and keep your mouth shut, other parts of you can still swell up.

Even a top-tier ninja like Wen Xuyan loses in the end, to his great regret.

So one night, Wen Xuyan gets caught trying to sneak a kiss.

Wen Xuyan: ...I'm done for.

To preserve the last shred of his dignity, Wen Xuyan offers to never show up again. Once words are spoken, they can't be taken back. He tells himself there's no second chance once this opportunity is gone.

Wait, President Xiao, why are you my top tipper?

Wen Xuyan gets it.

President Xiao, you really do have feelings for me, don't you?

Okay, fine. He can run a chain of stores.

Wen Xuyan rallies and tries to win back Xiao Tingbai, his good friend in name only.

But then it happens all over again.

After holding back and holding back, Wen discovers that he still can't accept being treated as a friend by the other man, and breaks down all over again.

Then he makes a bold declaration.

Whoever pursues you next is a dog.

A moment later.

Wen Xuyan sidles up to Xiao Tingbai.

"...Woof."

Xiao Tingbai: (just breathing)

Wen Xuyan: What a masterful move.

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Only later does Wen Xuyan realize that meeting Xiao Tingbai that day wasn't an accident.

It was someone's long-planned scheme.

A livestreamer bottom with a ten-year secret crush who always plays by the rules, gets caught sneaking a kiss, and is completely doomed x an emotionally deprived top who is possessive because of his childhood, doesn't understand love, and flirts without realizing it

In short: sunshine bottom x cold on the outside, soft on the inside top

Please read before starting:

1. Please be understanding if there are errors in the specialized knowledge covered in this story.

2. All descriptions of "emotional deprivation" in this story are made up by the author based on what they know.

3. Includes livestreaming.

4. There will be some bizarre jokes (I actually love making them).

Theme: To love and be loved are both forms of happiness.