While the heroine, hero, supporting heroines, and supporting heroes are still tangled up in romantic drama at school, the doomed cannon-fodder girl with the script in hand has already started stockpiling supplies for the coming apocalypse...
Jiang Muye has been transported into a novel with a love-brained, logic-free, universally adored heroine, becoming the tragic first love who dies young in the heroine's heart. Every so often, she gets brought up in flashbacks midway through the story, making all the male contenders jealous. Jiang Muye's arrival disrupts a pile of the original pre-apocalypse school plotlines, but Lan Hang, the handsome, strong, and tragic supporting hero, still sets his sights on him. This pretty little thing is quite a handful...
Jiang Muye has barely managed to stock up on supplies before the apocalypse, and can finally breathe a little easier. When Lan Hang interrogates him for who-knows-what time, he decides to give him an unforgettable answer: I really have no intention of competing with you for the heroine. Let's prove it through our actions.
At the school festival's main stage, Jiang Muye drags Lan Hang up with him, shoves aside the student representative who is showing off his talents and talking up a storm, and loudly declares into the microphone, "I, Jiang Muye, like Lan Hang." Then he pulls Lan Hang into his arms and kisses him hard. The vast auditorium erupts in cheers, catcalls, whistles, and applause. With a bang, confetti and flower petals rain down from a ceremonial cannon...
The student representative stares, dumbfounded. That was supposed to be his grand confession to the heroine. How did it turn into someone else's, uh, wedding? No, wait, the dean of discipline is already storming onto the stage. Why is Jiang Muye carrying Lan Hang off and running? Is he kidnapping his bride?
Written on 2023.9.16
Theme: To be decided
