Born into the family of a minor sixth-rank official, Yu Qingqian spent her days repeating the dull, impoverished routines of a young lady's life in the inner courtyard. Fortunately, she had a television in her mind that could play anything that had ever happened.
Yu Qingqian passed her days watching the world's news.
On the day of the palace selection, she accidentally met the crown prince's eyes, broadcasting her television and inner thoughts to everyone. The entire room stared, dumbfounded, as a giant screen appeared above her head.
At the time, the old emperor was happily adding one selected beauty after another to his harem. "The young ladies of this year's selection are all gentle, respectful, frugal, and virtuous. I am deeply gratified."
[This young lady goes out every night to fight for justice. Her Three Yin Bone-Piercing Claw is a fearsome weapon.]
[This young lady has a lover. You stole her from her, you tyrant of an emperor!]
[Ah! Another one! How did such a lovely flower end up on your head?]
The emperor's face grew darker by the minute, and the selected beauties grew more and more uneasy.
The emperor refused to believe it and chose the daughter of a minister he needed to win over.
[Huh, she's a lesbian. She's the lover of the young lady mentioned earlier. She didn't need to enter the palace at all, but came chasing after her wife...]
"Pfft!"
"..."
*
Ever since the broadcast mode switched on, the whole world had gone crazy, and Yu Qingqian was even more baffled.
Strange people kept suddenly rushing up to her.
For instance, she was out shopping when a strange woman suddenly burst out of the crowd.
"Thump!" The woman dropped to her knees, tears streaming down her face.
"Hey, who are..."
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" The woman knocked her head against the ground three times, each impact making onlookers' teeth ache.
"Your Honor, please, beep, save my daughter! There were so many people at the gathering just now, and my little Ya disappeared. Someone saw her leave with a strange man. He must be a kidnapper. Please, beep, save her! I'll kowtow to you!"
Yu Qingqian looked completely confused. "Get up. Your daughter is missing, so why are you asking me?"
The television in her mind began playing images of little Ya's location. She was in a house two streets away, with more than a dozen children. It really was a kidnappers' den.
"Ahem." Yu Qingqian was wondering how to come up with an excuse to rescue them now that she knew where they were. "Don't panic. My father..."
But the woman knocked her head against the ground several more times, her face full of joy. "Thank you, beep!"
Then she promptly lit three incense sticks and offered a stack of paper offerings and spirit money before hurrying off to rescue her daughter at the place shown in the video.
Yu Qingqian looked at the paper offerings and spirit money burning brightly at her feet. "..."
At that moment, her mind went completely blank.
"..."
This story is also known as What Kind of Embarrassing Title Is Television Goddess?!
Map:
The capital, the whole country, the whole world
P.S. The female protagonist will never learn the truth.
Content warnings:
1. There's a little GL plot at the end of Chapter 1 and some BL plot in Chapter 29. Please don't read if that's not your thing~
2. The setting issues start to unfold in Chapter 3. The selected beauties all go home, and various logic gaps will be filled in gradually.
3. A silly comedy and an upgrade-based power fantasy. The setting isn't just about gossiping; the main plot is about leveling up.
4. Both leads are each other's one and only. The female protagonist is timid and ordinary, but she has a good heart.
5. Don't ask. This really isn't a cultivation story.
Theme: The truth is never late.
Pre-receipt: "Everyone Tells Me the Truth"
Moi dressed as a beggar and about to starve to death on the streets. Suddenly she realized that as long as she asked other people questions, they would definitely tell her the truth.
Even if you don't ask, others within two meters have an inexplicable desire to tell the truth.
She stared straight at a certain piece of tattered clothes in the ruined temple.
The next day, a female Taoist dressed in tattered Taoist robes appeared on the street. Her Taoist name was Asking the Heart. She claimed to be able to solve all the confusions in the world and the first three questions every day were free.
Taking advantage of the fact that it was free, an unmarried couple came in sweetly holding hands.
Lang Jun carefully protected her: "Madam, be careful. What do you want to ask?"
The young lady twisted her handkerchief shyly: "Taoist, can you really ask your heart? The slave family wants to ask Yun Lang, but he really loves the slave family...
Ha! If you love me, you will hand over all your money after marriage! If you dare to do something that's sorry for me, I'll give you a leg mark..."
She quickly covered her mouth and looked at her fiancé aside with her round eyes in embarrassment, only to see her fiancé looking back in horror.
Little lady: "..."
She explained anxiously: "Bie Sun, it's not what you think. You just said the truth for some reason. How could the slave family not be a shrew? I definitely don't think you are not the wronged one..."
The young lady's expression was blank: "…"
Wearing Taoist robes, Moi looked at it again and again.
In order to gain fame and earn some money, I carefully asked the young lady's initial request: "Do you really love and protect her?"
Although Lang Jun felt a little regretful, he thought that he was getting married, so he accepted the offer: "Of course, I fell in love with Liniang at first sight and was astonished.
I just think she looks charming, I wonder who will be more attractive than Peony, Peony and Cui'er from Yihongyuan..."
He covered his mouth violently.
"Pah!" Seeing that the little lady was no longer shy, she glared and slapped him in the face, "You son of a bitch, break off the engagement!"
Moi: "... Next."
Before long, her stall was overcrowded, but everyone was watching, and no one dared to come forward.
The Moi people also discovered that whether it is an old secret or a subconscious that even they themselves are not aware of, as long as it exists in the human mind, even the mute can speak the "truth."
Later, the Moi people who finally made enough money to eat quietly left the scene. Unexpectedly, word of mouth spread the word, and countless dignitaries from all over the country came here to admire it.
I heard that there is a Taoist in Qi County who is proficient in magic and can solve the world's confusions!
Mo Yi was frightened, fearing that he would be hunted down one day if he incurred too many enemies.
You have to hug your thighs quickly and get into a high position.
Why don't you tell me why you don't update?
If you have something to do, you can leave a request for leave and explain the reason. I am really convinced by the author who doesn't say anything and just stops updating, keeping readers waiting. It is directly consuming the readers' energy. It's really disgusting, okay?
I've finished watching it, it's great! The ending is pretty good.
Haha, Tong Lanlan committed suicide
EmmmThe epidemic caused by corpses contaminating water sources after floods is dysentery and the like. Coughing and fever are respiratory infectious diseases spread through the air.
DaDa, where have you been? DaDa, when will it be updated?
"And the person in front of me is a very talented person among the indigenous people!" This is a big bug for the author~
Gifted
I am speechless. Previously, a foreign news anchor burned down a DP site. As a result, poisonous gas was produced and the anchor became high. There is also an example of this in Türkiye. Furthermore, when smoking, you just light the pipe with fire, but you still use fire to burn it?
Pre-receipt: "Everyone Tells Me the Truth" Moi dressed as a beggar and about to starve to death on the streets. Suddenly she realized that as long as she asked other people questions, they would definitely tell her the truth. Even if you don't ask, others within two meters have an inexplicable desire to tell the truth. She stared straight at a certain piece of tattered clothes in the ruined temple. The next day, a female Taoist dressed in tattered Taoist robes appeared on the street. Her Taoist name was Asking the Heart. She claimed to be able to solve all the confusions in the world and the first three questions every day were free. Taking advantage of the fact that it was free, an unmarried couple came in sweetly holding hands. Lang Jun carefully protected her: "Madam, be careful. What do you want to ask?" The young lady twisted her handkerchief shyly: "Taoist, can you really ask your heart? The slave family wants to ask Yun Lang, but he really loves the slave family... Ha! If you love me, you will hand over all your money after marriage! If you dare to do something that's sorry for me, I'll give you a leg mark..." She quickly covered her mouth and looked at her fiancé aside with her round eyes in embarrassment, only to see her fiancé looking back in horror. Little lady: "..." She explained anxiously: "Bie Sun, it's not what you think. You just said the truth for some reason. How could the slave family not be a shrew? I definitely don't think you are not the wronged one..." The young lady's expression was blank: "…" Wearing Taoist robes, Moi looked at it again and again. In order to gain fame and earn some money, I carefully asked the young lady's initial request: "Do you really love and protect her?" Although Lang Jun felt a little regretful, he thought that he was getting married, so he accepted the offer: "Of course, I fell in love with Liniang at first sight and was astonished. I just think she looks charming, I wonder who will be more attractive than Peony, Peony and Cui'er from Yihongyuan..." He covered his mouth violently. "Pah!" Seeing that the little lady was no longer shy, she glared and slapped him in the face, "You son of a bitch, break off the engagement!" Moi: "... Next." Before long, her stall was overcrowded, but everyone was watching, and no one dared to come forward. The Moi people also discovered that whether it is an old secret or a subconscious that even they themselves are not aware of, as long as it exists in the human mind, even the mute can speak the "truth." Later, the Moi people who finally made enough money to eat quietly left the scene. Unexpectedly, word of mouth spread the word, and countless dignitaries from all over the country came here to admire it. I heard that there is a Taoist in Qi County who is proficient in magic and can solve the world's confusions! Mo Yi was frightened, fearing that he would be hunted down one day if he incurred too many enemies. You have to hug your thighs quickly and get into a high position.
Why don't you tell me why you don't update? If you have something to do, you can leave a request for leave and explain the reason. I am really convinced by the author who doesn't say anything and just stops updating, keeping readers waiting. It is directly consuming the readers' energy. It's really disgusting, okay?
I've finished watching it, it's great! The ending is pretty good.
Haha, Tong Lanlan committed suicide
EmmmThe epidemic caused by corpses contaminating water sources after floods is dysentery and the like. Coughing and fever are respiratory infectious diseases spread through the air.
DaDa, where have you been? DaDa, when will it be updated?
"And the person in front of me is a very talented person among the indigenous people!" This is a big bug for the author~ Gifted
I am speechless. Previously, a foreign news anchor burned down a DP site. As a result, poisonous gas was produced and the anchor became high. There is also an example of this in Türkiye. Furthermore, when smoking, you just light the pipe with fire, but you still use fire to burn it?
? ? Will there be any updates? ?
Woohoo! Finally updated!