Li Zi: What should I do if I am trapped in Benniao Station at night? Urgent! Urgent!
Netizen: The pickup code is 110301. It's the cat litter I bought. If it doesn't work, I allow you to take it out and use it.
Netizen: The pickup code is 120102. It's the cat litter box I bought. Let's use it with the cat litter on it.
Netizen: 120513, clean up the face towel after using it. It is quite expensive, so use it sparingly.
Netizens usually enjoy hearing about such embarrassments, but they never expected that Li Zi would be trapped in a parallel time and space.
In parallel time and space, the end of the world has really come in 2012. More than a thousand active and dormant volcanoes around the world have entered the active phase at the same time, and dozens of volcanoes erupt every year.
The long winter, the ever-foggy sky, and the occasional acid rain.
People can only huddle in buildings or underground, and occasionally come out to search for supplies when the weather is good.
The Stupid Bird Station where Li Zi is trapped can connect the two worlds. Do you want to save the earth? Do you want to save yourself? Then shop online!
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Pre-collection 1 "Travel to India and Become the Richest Man"
Dressed as Sasha Gupta, who was sold to Mumbai's red light district by her father, she thought she might as well die, but she didn't expect it would be that easy.
India is a country with a large population and the largest gap between rich and poor. Here, no one will find it strange whoever does what in what way.
In India in 1958, the red light district of Mumbai welcomed the future richest man in India, Sasha Gupta, after the Queen of Bombay.
Indian: Only if you suffer enough in this life can you be reincarnated into a wealthy family in the next life. Look at the richest man. She may have suffered a lot in her previous life. I feel sorry for her.
Sasha: Ah, yes, yes.
Indian: It is impossible to work hard, this is my life.
Sasha: I saw that you suffered a lot in your last life. God said that you are destined to be rich and noble in this life, but you have to grasp the guidance she gives you.
If you can't beat it, then join!
The signal corps, engineering corps, military doctors, and infantrymen who have been pumped out of krypton gold are usually electricians, bricklayers, doctors, policemen... The richest man in the land has the final say.
In India, it is well known that the richest man, Sasha Gupta, saves her money. No matter when, she never buys food outside and insists on going home to eat, even if she has been watching at the food stall for a long time.
The richest man Sasha Gupta is also well aware of the difficulties faced by the working people. No matter who invites her to dinner, she will firmly refuse them.
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Pre-collection 2 "80s Literary Style"
Li Daohua worked as a social worker in her previous life. She apologized to her boss in front of her and was MMP behind her back.
Dressed as Li Daohua, a village girl who married an educated youth in the late 1970s.
After Li Daohua returned to the city with the educated youth, she lived in a compound. She did not change her aggressive temper. She cried, made trouble, and hanged herself. Finally, she broke her head during an argument and died.
The Li Daohua who came through time was immediately smashed. That's right, I am a shrew. If you don't obey, beat me!
Serve people? I don't want to serve you anymore!
It's nice to yell at people, but the family only relies on her husband's salary as a library administrator, so Li Daohua has to pay a lot of money if she wants to eat meat.
There was no other way, I had to make money. Relying on the experience of working as a public account in my previous life, Li Daohua picked up the pen and wrote a groundbreaking story about it.
If someone writes a comment and criticizes you, then criticize him back. Is that called verbal abuse when it comes to literati? That's called exploring literature!
It's time to give them a little crazy literary shock!
Purpose: Save yourself
Reader comments
I'm here to catch up! Give me a hug, poor little Mibao
"What are you talking about about me, me, me?" This is a big bug for the author~
What a lovely story, ma'am! I hope I can complete the content, woo woo woo, I will order them all
I'm here to catch up! Give me a hug, poor little Mibao
"What are you talking about about me, me, me?" This is a big bug for the author~
What a lovely story, ma'am! I hope I can complete the content, woo woo woo, I will order them all
"Are you done?" "Catch a big bug for the author~
Is this just CP9, and Lu Qi is still undercover?
Dead kids are so annoying. Is that intentional?